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fly on the wall
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5/20/2008 9:39:46 AM
Partying with Courtney Love last night.
Was at this birthday party for a mutual friend. She punched me in the face for picking up my own drink cause she decided she wanted it. I know you're not supposed to hit girls but in the midst of seeing stars I slapped her hard, sent her flying.
She stumbled back onto her feet and said "I love you". I said, "That's nice but I can't stomach you." I thought I was done with her but she followed me home and pounded on my door, demanding to sleep with me. I slammed the door on her finger, it actually got caught in the door. I think I still hear her screaming out there now but I turned up the music really loud to drown it out.
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Gnat on your Neck
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5/20/2008 9:51:19 AM
Bzzzzzzzzzzvvvvvvvvvintage!
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Verity
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5/20/2008 9:22:52 PM
I think you should have 'retired' while you were ahead Fly, seems your popularity is fading, you only attracted a gnat and an administrator this time. How old are you by the way? and where do flies go in the Winter?
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Phlegm
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5/21/2008 3:52:12 AM
---- Updated 5/21/2008 3:59:07 AM
No PLEASE! Never retire fly---> we need your crazy, hard, foolish love. PLEASE? NOW!
I wuv u fwy, I wuv u with all my.....bbbbbbzzzzzzzzztt! AUGHGGNHH! AUGHHH! Arrrrggh! uhhhh....
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srm
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5/21/2008 3:55:06 AM
It's not that we're disinterested. It's just that, at this point, who HASN'T had Courtney grab hold of their leg? She slept in the doghouse in my backyard for three days. I couldn't even go out for a pack of stoags.
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