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fly on the wall
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5/22/2008 10:50:06 AM
I saw a man fall down walking on the sidewalk yesterday.
I think he stepped into a hole. He really went sprawling. Then he turned around to see if anybody saw him and there I was, laughing.
I felt a little shame at first but when he glared angrily at me, I yelled out the window "You clumsy fuck!"
Civilians, what is their problem?
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5/22/2008 12:48:59 PM
ah ha
some people never developed an appreciation for charlie chaplin
and they eat too many donuts and care too much about what other people think
it's a vicious cycle of self tyranny
if only we could all fall down holes and not only laugh at ourselves but appreciate the joy it brings to others
cats don't like to get wet
some people don't like to be touched
it's unwise to pull the skirt out of a fat ladies bum even if you are trying to help her
it's unwise to refer to a fat person as fat
it's unwise to refer to most things as they actually are
but then again...
who really knows what actually is ... except for when we're falling down holes and someone is laughing at us
beautiful
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Phlegm
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5/23/2008 12:35:27 AM
I love both (or should I say ALL THREE?) of y'all......
I was laughing so hard I HAD to blog! Go FLY & crack-a-jack-crow! Do that funny shit y'all do!
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO
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5/23/2008 12:46:36 AM
pulling out that skirt----
when they tucked it in their pants------- oh don't lets go there----awwww
humans All suffer status anxiety---but we do it to ourselves
fly, how do ewe walk upside down---I like that!
and that thing where you flies fly around stuck together-----OMG!!
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fly on the wall
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5/23/2008 1:46:31 AM
Crack a Jack, to be totally upfront, I just want you to know I'd also laugh heartily if you fell down a flight of stairs. :~D
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Conversation Suicide
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5/23/2008 3:04:15 AM
hmmm.. yes from a fly's perspective and MULTI-eye thingeee you've got goin' on I guess any slapstick like performance by a human would be amazing... yes....
you've definitely got to see us live.
I'm the Jerry Lewis of LIVE shows. Cum to tucson this Saturday Fly and see why the French love us so.
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Phlegm
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5/23/2008 3:13:10 AM
To the fly it may concern:
We apologize again for Phlegm's comments. We actually have no way of verifying that "the French" love Conversation Suicide, Phlegm or any of his musical cohorts. Sorry. -The Management
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5/23/2008 5:45:29 AM
Falling down a flight of stairs is an artform
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Kevin White
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5/23/2008 5:53:58 AM
One can then only hope the doctor putting the bones back together is a similar artist.
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5/23/2008 6:02:45 AM
yes... it could be hilarious to see ones hip bone connected to the neck bone but I'm certain the humor would be short lived ( at least on the part of the recipient )
There's only one thing left to say...
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Kevin White
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5/23/2008 6:06:25 AM
Ha, A ...
I suppose Picasso as a doctor might deliver horrifying results.
:-D
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srm
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5/23/2008 6:15:23 AM
Especially if he was a plastic surgeon. Can you imagine waking up with both eyes on one side of your head? Who wants to look like a flounder?!?
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