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fly on the wall
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7/8/2008 11:41:47 PM
I quit my job at the bakery to sell lawn ornaments
Everu day, it was the same thing, "We need more glazed donuts, Fly. Check on the bran muffins." I walked out yesterday, saying to our most trusty customer "Can't you just once order something other than coffee and a danish? You make me sick,"
Now I'm moving on to the job of my dreams, selling lawn flamingos and shiny glass spheres which if you really get deeply into, you might want to buy our highest priced item, the shiny glass sphere tree. These are officially called "gazing balls". Some lady came in and asked to look at our gazing balls and I considered pulling down my pants. Our shop even carries Looney Tunes characters and I asked my boss in advance to hold me a Wile Coyote, as he's my role model.
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srm
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7/9/2008 2:57:47 AM
You don't sell 'lawn jockeys' do you? I have a slight bias against them.
I'd like to see a brochure. Do you 'do' special orders? I'd like a lawn ornament, in the shape of a huge toilet. The neighbours need something 'arty' to look at.
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Art Factory
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7/9/2008 6:08:54 AM
Was the bakery called lil' shop of horrors?
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Duane Flock
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7/9/2008 6:11:50 AM
I'd like a 20' Foghorn Leghorn for my bird dogs Fender and Gibson. When they go to hump it's leg, I'd rig it up to say; " No no boy! You're doin' it all wrong!"
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Conversation Suicide
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7/9/2008 6:21:32 AM
"Oh Belvedere --- Come heyah boy!" -- I love Foghorn Leghorn! -phlegm
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fly on the wall
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7/9/2008 10:30:36 AM
It probably hurts the business but we don't sell lawn jockeys. However I understand we can specially order one that's in the image of David Duke.
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7/9/2008 11:24:53 AM
I quit my job at the hospital saving lives to become a serial killer.....
ps: haven't started yet due to contractual obligations....
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7/9/2008 1:20:55 PM
Let's hope you're lazy because lazy serial killers also save lives
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Steve Ison
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7/9/2008 4:06:34 PM
hahaha
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Steve Ison
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7/9/2008 4:07:03 PM
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Nice one
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Steve Ison
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7/9/2008 4:07:04 PM
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Anjuli...
I wish u could just delete unintentional triple posts :(
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