12/1/2024 9:11:28 AM
Too wise for the room?

4/22/2024 1:22:58 AM
I'm starting to think I'm ready for adulthood.

3/22/2024 2:44:55 AM
another turning point in my life

4/26/2023 10:25:05 AM
Ever wonder what you're doin' with your life?

8/22/2022 1:14:11 PM
clean slates

8/4/2022 5:40:34 AM
Artists have lopsided souls

9/4/2021 2:41:04 AM
when shit gets outa control

8/15/2021 12:44:20 PM
I knew this artist..

4/15/2021 5:24:47 AM
everything changes

4/1/2021 6:02:57 PM
I saw pictures flying by on facebook, was that her?

3/13/2021 10:35:27 AM
They Love The Ocean

2/20/2021 11:18:53 AM
my green tangerine

10/8/2020 3:48:20 AM
I was at the debate last night.

9/19/2020 6:28:23 PM
Throw an indie a lifeline

7/18/2020 12:26:42 PM
eyes are the window to the soul

6/30/2020 8:50:28 AM
so I locked myself in a room for one year..

3/27/2020 11:29:59 AM
hey now now hey now now

12/1/2019 7:14:12 AM
the life that dreams are made of

9/19/2019 4:55:13 PM
my new articulated philosophy on life

9/1/2019 4:09:45 AM
mysteries of the universe

5/15/2019 3:06:53 AM
late night thrusts

4/16/2019 10:21:01 AM
favorite lines of lyrics

3/31/2019 12:17:08 PM
I invented a new sandwich today

3/23/2019 8:31:21 PM
What makes up a culture?

1/26/2019 3:21:38 PM
the perplex of art

1/11/2019 3:06:57 PM
smart ladies

11/20/2018 12:29:10 PM
the beautiful actresses on TV

10/2/2018 1:15:42 PM
getting your life on a whole other plane

9/22/2018 1:38:43 PM
Little things mean a lot

7/11/2018 6:05:30 AM
taking the plunge

6/25/2018 1:43:27 AM
longing for the days..

5/25/2018 2:22:49 AM
IMP late night club

5/17/2018 9:43:48 AM
Listening to music with other people

5/15/2018 12:55:57 AM
well that's a new one

5/1/2018 4:50:51 AM
staying steady as opposed to experiencing a lot of highs and lows

2/16/2018 2:54:37 PM
the concerts on the roof

1/19/2018 11:49:54 AM
Sex and love are 2 different categories.

12/7/2017 3:04:01 PM
Girls

10/30/2017 6:01:20 PM
They're going to need to build new prisons for all the sexual harassers.

10/11/2017 12:50:31 PM
With all this discussion about sexual harassment out there in the media, I ..

8/8/2017 12:08:18 PM
Here's my story entry

7/10/2017 11:05:20 AM
I used to be so ambitious

6/30/2017 9:10:51 PM
my favorite pizza place

6/21/2017 8:24:13 AM
Don't you hate those phases ya go thru where you can't think of anything to get excited about?

6/9/2017 3:01:07 PM
You've Never Been This Far Before

6/6/2017 11:48:10 PM
questions about creativity

4/26/2017 5:21:32 AM
Do good songs come from inside of you or from an outside muse?

3/27/2017 9:00:00 AM
Even the best people I know are utter zombies

2/28/2017 10:00:27 PM
Women on TV are very hot these days.

2/12/2017 6:05:10 AM
Did ya ever notice

2/1/2017 12:04:54 AM
I hate when I'm writing something great and something goes wrong and I lose it.

1/30/2017 2:32:37 AM
Innovations in soup making for the non-cook.

1/27/2017 10:47:21 AM
Andy Warhol picked the wrong brand of Campbell's Soup to do a picture of.

1/19/2017 6:08:08 PM
a night that absolutely changed my life

1/6/2017 7:23:30 AM
Friends are okay but we're all utterly alone anyway.

12/22/2016 5:52:26 AM
I'm obsessed with women.

12/3/2016 11:20:25 AM
The best part about Christmas is..

12/1/2016 11:35:01 AM
damn internet spoilers

11/29/2016 2:01:41 PM
Kanye West hospitalized for paranoia

10/21/2016 8:53:23 AM
I want to file a complaint to the Campbell's soup company

10/17/2016 11:59:25 AM
Life isn't allowing me to breathe

10/10/2016 3:34:11 AM
Soapboxes aren't as high as they used to be.

9/21/2016 12:39:04 PM
the internet is less soulful by the day

9/14/2016 8:19:46 PM
I used to be a poet. Now I ain't squat.

9/12/2016 7:17:41 AM
Does life get in the way of art?

8/25/2016 4:12:46 PM
Does your body tingle when you feel inspiration?

8/16/2016 12:54:58 PM
I took too much shit for granted in my life.

8/1/2016 11:23:45 AM
There's nowhere to turn in this world.

7/24/2016 3:23:30 AM
I despise maple syrup.

7/11/2016 12:47:45 PM
I think about this every day and it drives me mad..

7/9/2016 3:06:49 PM
fascists come in all shapes and sizes

6/23/2016 12:59:44 PM
You don't have to

6/2/2016 9:00:01 AM
Well somebody got stopped in their tracks today!

5/25/2016 6:53:57 AM
Do heaps of insanity cause a fertile ground for a cultural explosion?

5/19/2016 9:38:15 PM
Who do you work for?

5/12/2016 4:03:51 PM
When I get to the bottom I don't go back to the top of the slide

5/11/2016 8:33:29 AM
I took Navy Seal training but I only lasted 7 minutes

5/3/2016 6:15:46 PM
some people and things will never get their due

4/27/2016 12:17:31 PM
fun thread

4/25/2016 4:09:45 AM
Everybody thinks they know my motives

4/16/2016 1:18:07 PM
just another phase of life

4/14/2016 2:06:11 PM
picking up the pieces of your life again

4/6/2016 7:38:56 AM
on the reluctance to speak

4/1/2016 5:08:37 AM
Have you ever put potato chips in your mac n cheese?

3/26/2016 8:11:06 AM
So how's your life going?

3/18/2016 12:12:30 AM
Do you do music for yourself or for others?

3/13/2016 3:14:04 PM
Do you like ups and downs in your life or do you prefer stable and steady?

3/8/2016 8:07:51 AM
What can we do to bring more ladies to the pipeline?

3/4/2016 3:32:49 PM
I am seriously slipping.

3/2/2016 11:25:19 PM
I got shafted at internet Scrabble.

3/1/2016 10:10:35 PM
What are you afraid of in life?

2/22/2016 1:14:08 PM
riding out the low tide in your life

2/16/2016 5:10:38 AM
I didn't watch the Grammys.

2/14/2016 9:28:55 AM
Post your best and worst of anything at all.

2/5/2016 2:18:52 PM
What a story!

1/30/2016 12:12:58 PM
Is it true that unless you have something to lose

1/29/2016 12:09:46 AM
true story...

1/24/2016 2:33:15 AM
a poem about the pipeline

1/20/2016 3:36:28 PM
the concert in the basement

1/13/2016 4:17:26 PM
How about some engaging philosophical discussions?

1/11/2016 11:14:32 PM
purple limes are coming

12/28/2015 10:32:31 AM
Does most of humanity take life for granted?

12/18/2015 3:43:09 AM
proverbs for indieland - got any?

12/15/2015 12:26:57 AM
the cooler you think you are, the dumber you look

12/4/2015 9:22:23 AM
I'm having welsh rarebit for breakfast today

12/2/2015 6:07:49 PM
Evil is winning

12/2/2015 1:02:07 AM
Are human beings actually robots?

11/28/2015 7:28:56 AM
Warning: Goatman is out there

11/22/2015 7:22:38 AM
biographies that tell the reader too much

11/20/2015 11:32:33 AM
castles made of sand

11/11/2015 12:48:29 AM
Does great art require suffering?

11/5/2015 12:46:59 PM
My girlfriend is stealing my records.

11/2/2015 1:31:49 AM
driving down Zeigler Road

11/1/2015 1:22:58 AM
you know what I miss about indieland?

10/24/2015 1:43:04 PM
Steve Jobs' last words

10/20/2015 8:25:44 AM
Men are very jealous of other men

10/14/2015 7:09:13 PM
rating the pipeline community by the self-appointed ombudsman

10/13/2015 8:13:26 AM
Ostriches are cool.

10/9/2015 9:59:09 PM
I don't get why some parents name their little girl Destiny

10/6/2015 8:13:09 PM
Music used to matter more to the masses,

9/30/2015 11:40:27 AM
some things you just can't anticipate

9/26/2015 8:37:42 AM
I miss that kooky woman who used to come around here

9/23/2015 11:35:03 AM
the day I became a man.

9/12/2015 2:13:53 AM
nobody ever called me the gangster of love

9/11/2015 12:47:44 PM
things that accumulate

9/7/2015 2:58:19 PM
how to tell it's the wrong girl for you

9/4/2015 8:27:43 AM
Here's what's wrong with the world.

8/24/2015 8:21:04 AM
I went to the doctors for a check up and the nurse came on to me.

8/17/2015 11:11:01 AM
I saw a woman go crazy in a restaurant yesterday

8/7/2015 6:47:04 PM
If I controlled the US school systems, I would..

8/4/2015 8:52:17 AM
What do you want to be when you grow up?

8/1/2015 8:50:21 PM
life is a tender balance

7/19/2015 1:38:47 AM
wanting something more

7/10/2015 3:49:30 PM
I got into a bar fight last night.

6/22/2015 8:26:14 AM
I'm trapped in the past and don't wanna escape

6/6/2015 11:33:18 PM
ooh I got my page pic back, I think I'll write something

6/1/2015 8:19:25 PM
I'm glad the NSA won't be spying on us anymore

5/29/2015 12:57:16 AM
I find it hard to be happy.

5/20/2015 12:41:07 PM
I'm back and I brought a poem

11/11/2013 12:41:33 AM
Don't read this story unless you consider yourself to be open minded.

12/12/2009 2:51:54 AM
I'm taking a long sabbatical from the world of golf.

11/20/2009 12:31:11 PM
I had a nightmare about Thanksgiving

11/12/2009 2:44:55 AM
Low quality fortunes in fortune cookies piss me off

11/6/2009 11:33:31 PM
I just ate a small dish of pistachios.

10/23/2009 3:37:07 PM
I got snagged by my relatives giving a fake excuse for missing a family reunion.

10/15/2009 7:29:52 PM
Balloon boy fraud capitvates millions

10/12/2009 2:27:11 PM
it's a wasteland

9/24/2009 1:31:16 PM
My cousin is a liar.

9/11/2009 6:02:03 PM
I started seeing a shrink.

8/27/2009 5:10:38 AM
I rarely recommend a song but this one is just a trip.

8/26/2009 9:21:15 AM
I'm going hunting for wild boars.

8/23/2009 6:17:33 PM
Wouldn't it be better if we were ONLY allowed to vote for ourselves in the contest?

7/31/2009 8:24:02 PM
Vote for my ass.

7/10/2009 4:57:33 PM
free slurpees at 7-11 tomorrow

7/8/2009 7:12:47 PM
Oscar Meyer died. UPDATE: Oscar Meyer Weiner - Mobile crashes into house.

6/29/2009 3:47:00 PM
I am unfulfilled by the internet.

6/26/2009 4:28:40 AM
the who dies next pool

6/7/2009 6:20:27 PM
Yo

6/4/2009 1:14:21 PM
Sex is 93% of everything.

5/26/2009 4:00:06 PM
Why such large pieces of tofu in hot and sour soup?

5/24/2009 6:09:40 PM
I've decided what I want to be when I grow up

5/20/2009 6:00:52 PM
There's nothing more refreshing than a cherry slurpee.

5/9/2009 4:56:34 AM
First dibs on the pipeline

5/1/2009 4:07:21 PM
I'm moving to the eye of the Bermuda Triangle

4/23/2009 1:31:28 AM
compromising in art and life

4/8/2009 6:45:14 AM
I've decided I only like weird people.

3/27/2009 8:29:13 PM
Never send chocolate bars thru the mail.

3/22/2009 2:46:08 PM
Which classic TV character are you most like?

3/19/2009 5:22:43 PM
The earth has a molten core

3/8/2009 6:39:06 PM
Rating the condiments

3/3/2009 8:46:03 AM
We all have one thing in common.

2/27/2009 9:17:59 AM
I sold my soul for 7 guineas and a hot bath.

2/15/2009 4:25:45 AM
The cult of the bent little finger

2/9/2009 10:59:19 AM
I'd like to own a big tour bus.

2/7/2009 2:10:52 PM
I'd like to work in a lighthouse

2/4/2009 12:48:24 PM
Things you didn't know about Fly. A confession.

1/30/2009 2:34:19 AM
I had a windfall

1/22/2009 4:15:09 PM
I like the grey areas myself.

1/15/2009 5:29:29 AM
Somebody took the battery out of my car and replaced it with a box of Tastycakes

1/9/2009 1:44:14 PM
My new cellphone rules. It actually gives me oral sex.

1/5/2009 9:57:38 AM
Some of my favorite songs on YouTube

1/2/2009 12:09:19 AM
What's a fly to do?

12/25/2008 4:24:20 AM
12 Lords a Leaping?

12/17/2008 10:57:24 PM
What are the greatest sounds in the world?

12/17/2008 1:59:57 PM
Some people evolve, others don't.

12/13/2008 10:55:14 AM
Velveeta makes for a lousy macaroni and cheese.

12/10/2008 5:23:33 AM
I'm not buying Christmas presents for any of you.

12/3/2008 11:21:53 PM
Where do these new social rules come from?

11/30/2008 10:30:45 PM
Nobody cares about Venus and Jupiter

11/24/2008 1:11:43 AM
winter

11/17/2008 10:14:58 PM
Turkeys hate Thanksgiving.

11/8/2008 11:48:56 AM
So how's it goin'? Really?

10/30/2008 12:51:56 AM
I'm taking a few college courses to advance my education

10/23/2008 10:57:13 AM
I hate being human.

10/19/2008 8:47:17 AM
I lost my secret decoder ring down the garbage disposal.

10/15/2008 1:03:51 PM
I missed me.

9/25/2008 1:09:50 AM
baths or showers?

9/23/2008 7:14:17 PM
Exactly 100.5% of all artists are misunderstood.

9/18/2008 8:31:44 AM
I miss Holo.

9/16/2008 8:45:30 AM
Topics that should be allowed on the IAC pipeline

9/14/2008 12:11:46 PM
On hearing the voice of a long lost love

9/13/2008 10:52:36 AM
The person who wrote Row Row Row Your Boat was a genius.

9/7/2008 12:24:17 AM
Why are women so sex crazed?

9/4/2008 11:53:19 PM
I'd be embarrassed to be a zebra.

9/4/2008 1:28:58 AM
How many of you living here actually had the idea of making entertaining music?

8/29/2008 2:59:54 PM
Does anyone else find it troubling that the word for punctuation at the end of a sentence also means a woman's menstral cycle?

8/28/2008 11:46:29 PM
Is there a separate part of the brain for love?

8/26/2008 7:06:05 PM
I have a new invention

8/25/2008 9:32:48 AM
Meat Moldy, the closest thing to Nirvana on IAC, have you heard them?

8/24/2008 5:26:09 PM
This is for all the completely insane individuals blogging on the pipeline.

8/23/2008 10:19:22 PM
I had this dream about a world of lesbians

8/22/2008 1:59:04 AM
I'm not the captain of my ship.

8/16/2008 1:08:06 AM
My doorknob broke.

8/12/2008 7:26:56 AM
Warning: When you go to the movies, do not buy the candy Dots - Green Tea Flavored!

8/6/2008 10:04:27 PM
I don't find Paris Hilton that attractive, am I the only one?

8/5/2008 9:46:29 PM
kinky fun for depraved suburbanites

8/1/2008 1:52:43 PM
I find myself rather desirable

7/29/2008 9:53:25 PM
People get angry in summer.

7/28/2008 9:42:03 PM
A lil bit of Van Morrison

7/26/2008 9:47:42 PM
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun.

7/25/2008 2:05:11 AM
The old woman who lives in a shoe pisses me off.

7/21/2008 9:54:09 PM
I just made a mess in the kitchen.

7/19/2008 1:21:47 PM
playing Scrabble with a psycho woman.

7/17/2008 11:06:24 PM
Why do pirates always say Arggh?

7/16/2008 10:56:36 PM
I had a dream last night. It was troublesome.

7/13/2008 2:58:14 AM
Religion bores me.

7/11/2008 10:26:51 AM
Which flavor ice pop do you prefer?

7/8/2008 11:41:47 PM
I quit my job at the bakery to sell lawn ornaments

7/7/2008 8:26:29 PM
Sex and the Single Fly

7/7/2008 9:09:25 AM
Do you know why I pulled you over?

7/5/2008 9:42:11 PM
How are you?

7/4/2008 9:19:33 PM
"Fly, making love to you is like the 4th of July"

7/3/2008 7:24:53 PM
On the passing of Bozo the Clown who died today

6/27/2008 11:52:41 PM
Does anybody here need advice about their sex life?

6/23/2008 8:57:44 PM
Parlor games, know any good ones?

6/22/2008 11:12:29 PM
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits

6/22/2008 12:57:28 PM
Recently I chained up 92 guitar pedals to attain the ultimate power distortion

6/20/2008 10:08:51 AM
The security camera outside my building.

6/18/2008 9:39:44 PM
I was invited to appear on The View to give the male vantage point.

6/18/2008 6:28:20 AM
The word for bread in French is pain.

6/15/2008 5:47:40 PM
I'd rather be a forest than a street.

6/13/2008 11:24:42 PM
If I got into a scuffle with Iron Man, I would win.

6/10/2008 8:10:40 PM
Why are owls such know-it-alls?

6/8/2008 10:10:13 PM
I reluctantly admit that I missed some of you.

5/25/2008 12:55:08 AM
The Day the Fly Stood Still

5/22/2008 10:50:06 AM
I saw a man fall down walking on the sidewalk yesterday.

5/20/2008 9:39:46 AM
Partying with Courtney Love last night.

5/17/2008 10:24:21 PM
Supergroup Goulash

5/16/2008 11:07:01 PM
My chiropractor grabbed my ass today.

5/14/2008 11:51:33 PM
Love is like a tsunami

5/13/2008 2:54:17 PM
All my bosom buddies are female.

5/12/2008 3:13:59 PM
Officially announcing my pipeline retirement.

5/10/2008 11:19:17 PM
I'm torn, should I join P.E.T.A. or become a taxidermist?

5/10/2008 2:16:33 PM
I'm getting a tattoo on my ass, what should it be?

5/9/2008 1:37:12 AM
The anatomy of a pipeline poster.

5/8/2008 7:45:11 AM
I bought a fake medical degree on EBay so I can impersonate a doctor.on the internet

5/7/2008 8:11:32 AM
Humans, like flies, are a series of different species.

5/5/2008 9:35:57 PM
If horses rode humans around the track in a race, whipping them constantly, would you place bets on the winner?

5/5/2008 4:18:08 AM
You people bore me at times.

5/4/2008 2:09:47 AM
The art of doing nothing.

5/2/2008 9:21:55 PM
I'm going for a new look like Madonna used to do for every record.

5/1/2008 1:23:17 PM
I dreamt that I met my dream flygirl.

4/30/2008 7:47:14 PM
I skipped my family reunion last weekend and went to the dentist to get an unnecessary root canal.

4/29/2008 11:20:40 PM
My pastor is ruining my political career.

4/28/2008 12:22:11 PM
If you could clone an opposite sex version of yourself, would you make love to her, or him?

4/27/2008 9:11:59 PM
I never wanted to be a rhinestone cowboy, is there something wrong with me?

4/26/2008 6:25:32 AM
mangos, papayas, or kiwi?

4/24/2008 11:48:40 PM
Penmanship, a lost art on the internet.

4/23/2008 8:15:16 AM
Are you focused?

4/22/2008 10:25:26 AM
The dish ran away with the spoon.

4/21/2008 1:55:39 AM
This blog is about love.

4/20/2008 10:41:47 PM
Which do you prefer, chimichangas or tamales?

4/19/2008 4:01:58 PM
Wile E. Coyote - hard luck story or was he cursed?

4/18/2008 11:03:44 PM
I someday hope to build a Graceland for flies.

4/18/2008 12:40:20 AM
What's your most obvious flaw?

4/16/2008 1:42:58 AM
Who is the better law enforcement officer, Deputy Dawg or Dudley Do-right?

4/14/2008 1:05:42 PM
Marilyn Monroe sex tape, how intriguing

4/14/2008 11:55:34 AM
What's your favorite aphrodisiac?

4/12/2008 4:38:59 AM
I retrieved s secret box I buried in the woods in back of my house when I was 14.

4/10/2008 12:39:55 AM
Does soul flow in cycles?

4/9/2008 8:53:14 AM
All women think about is sex.

4/7/2008 10:40:53 PM
Congratulate my ass.

4/6/2008 3:58:03 PM
The Unofficial GK3 party thread. Guys, how are we gonna get these ladies out of their dresses?

4/3/2008 1:11:53 AM
The Apathy of Doris Day

4/2/2008 5:22:55 AM
Please Please Me - to be selfish or not to be selfish in sex and love

4/1/2008 2:51:45 AM
women are not human, they are like the mist, like the winds that blow

3/30/2008 9:13:52 PM
Celebrities you find annoying

3/28/2008 11:31:56 PM
March, it comes in like a radish and goes out like a cantaloupe.

3/26/2008 12:48:38 AM
Can you hear me Doctor Wu?

3/25/2008 12:29:22 AM
Humans are confused because they are too smart to keep things simple.

3/22/2008 11:09:47 AM
The definition of love. Were the Beatles wrong?

3/21/2008 1:06:37 AM
The Easter Bunny is no friend of mine.

3/20/2008 12:08:56 AM
Being so sexual is causing me problems in the workplace.

3/16/2008 10:39:12 PM
What kind of syrup do you like on your pancakes?

3/16/2008 1:19:35 AM
I'm starting a new fashion trend. I wonder if it will catch on.

3/14/2008 1:38:20 AM
CaPiTaLiZinG tOpICs to GeT pEoPLE TO rEAD ThEM - IT's A scANDaL

3/12/2008 8:17:13 PM
NY Governor's call girl charges $5000 an hour. I only charge $60 to female artists.

3/11/2008 9:14:30 AM
Important information here about secret erogenous zones

3/10/2008 11:02:01 AM
Harry Chapin

3/9/2008 8:54:27 PM
I checked into the Hotel California, and left.

3/6/2008 7:19:52 PM
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue

3/1/2008 11:38:19 PM
Too bad life isn't a picnic cause I like picnics.

2/29/2008 1:24:28 PM
Important questions that need to be answered. :~D

2/27/2008 12:32:17 PM
Potatoes. Since they grow, are they really a living thing? (which makes French Fries murder)

2/27/2008 8:28:00 AM
Remember the TV show Hee Haw?

2/26/2008 5:30:46 PM
Things you hate about life and want to get off your chest.

2/26/2008 9:26:58 AM
Fishing. Is it fish killing?

2/25/2008 1:59:21 AM
The 2 most essential elements to a happy life are:

2/19/2008 11:03:15 PM
Would you rather tickle or be tickled?

2/14/2008 12:01:16 PM
women

2/10/2008 7:28:53 AM
A profound message for everyone on this day

2/4/2008 1:31:36 PM
I resent people who use the phrase 'the fly in the ointment'

2/2/2008 8:07:29 PM
I have been here since the beginning and never had sex with any IAC female artists yet.

1/31/2008 6:41:27 PM
When you bathe, do you use Mr. Bubble, bath oil beads, a strawberry milk bath, or do you never bathe?

1/30/2008 12:25:47 PM
Who do you admire in TV or movies that would probably surprise people?

1/29/2008 1:21:14 AM
Sex and love, related or totally separate?

1/24/2008 5:36:20 PM
Who would you most like to jig with?

1/13/2008 6:06:12 PM
What a ugly disgrace. Hannah Montana, rich beyond her wildest dreams, uses body double to trick faithful fans during tour.

1/8/2008 3:08:23 AM
the pursuit of happiness

1/5/2008 2:23:38 AM
The time I slept in Streisand's bed.

1/5/2008 12:46:16 AM
Do you think new artists are often ascaered to speak on the front page?

12/26/2007 7:36:36 AM
from geek to bastard. Crying over old spilled milk - one story of my youth.

12/22/2007 2:04:39 AM
Some advice about sex from me.

12/21/2007 5:56:16 PM
I slightly like some of you

12/6/2007 4:18:57 AM
I was on real TV twice in the last week!

11/25/2007 4:20:42 PM
A station for serious raw rock fans

11/15/2007 1:13:35 AM
What music makes a woman crazee-est in bed?

11/10/2007 2:16:10 AM
Survey: Have you ever?

11/5/2007 3:27:29 AM
Song comments you'll never read in a music site critique

11/5/2007 3:04:57 AM
If you're good at guessing what color comes up on the player, you may be a psychic.

11/1/2007 3:30:09 AM
Hey, I put my pants on 3 legs at a time just like the next diptera

11/1/2007 1:30:11 AM
I am profoundly unsympathetic in regards to Heather Mills' recent public whining.

10/31/2007 2:27:12 AM
The Underground 40 is too indieish. I am appalled and sweaty.

10/26/2007 2:34:43 AM
The day I changed my grade on my report card.

10/9/2007 2:01:43 AM
Now that was demoralizing

10/6/2007 10:38:58 PM
I bought a can of Campbell's soup on E-Bay

9/27/2007 1:02:54 AM
the song "I Can See For Miles" - Transcendent statement of awareness or paranoid delusional outburst?

9/21/2007 1:52:36 AM
Punny Genre Names

9/15/2007 1:20:35 AM
Sting caught entering brothel!

9/1/2007 3:48:03 AM
Lordy, how schtoopid.

8/28/2007 2:05:09 PM
Miss Teen South Carolina pontificates on the subject of education.

8/15/2007 3:08:01 PM
Insane Ramblings about the Government Conspiracy to Kill Rock and Roll

8/14/2007 8:03:47 AM
The Downside of Free Will

6/27/2007 5:15:13 AM
the threatening man

11/10/2006 8:31:07 AM
My Experiment with Sexual Enhancement Drugs

8/16/2008 1:08:06 AM ---- Updated 8/16/2008 1:09:13 AM

My doorknob broke.
I don't know how this happened, I should've seen the signs. Now that I think about it, it took a fragile twist to open it for a year now but I tend to block out these little things. Now, my knob won't turn. I'm stuck in here, forever. Unless I go out on my deck tomorrow and yell for somebody to call the door people. I did have a phone in here but I left that in the bathroom. Stupid!

I'll also have to live on gum for awhile. Doors are more important than we think.

8/16/2008 10:53:07 AM

What, nobody cares? Now that hurts.

8/16/2008 11:20:02 AM

If your door opens inwards, take the pins out of the hinges.

; )

8/16/2008 11:24:34 AM

It helps to keep your knob lubed.


I'm sorry, was that out loud?

- Steve

8/17/2008 1:51:26 AM

I tried that pins thing, seemed too difficult. Lubed up my knob with sweat and saliva, that was fun but it didn't help me open the door. :~D

8/17/2008 10:47:15 AM

Where do you live? I'll call a family member for you. Eye

8/18/2008 12:36:02 PM

Semper Fly!

8/18/2008 2:09:11 PM

mate --just crawl through the keyhole!

bzzz

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