fly on the wall
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2/4/2009 12:48:24 PM
Things you didn't know about Fly. A confession.
- I played on the record Jailhouse Rock
- I was actually on the grassy knoll, that fateful day. I was set up to be a patsy, in case Oswald didn't show up.
- I had sex with a young Elizabeth Taylor, then we rode horses.
- I was a stunt double in the first Superman movie.
- I was actually in the room when Cobain wrote Lithium.
- In my childhood I made millions as the boy in the Crest toothpaste commercials.
- As a lifeguard at Miami Beach, I once saved a lady swimmer by punching a shark in the mouth.
- I wear size 19 shoes.
- I invented several famous toys, Gumby, Etch a Sketch and Silly Putty.
- In college I lived in an off campus apartment, it was 6 beautiful women, and me. Needless to say, I kept them all satisfied. :~D
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