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fly on the wall
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2/9/2009 10:59:19 AM
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I'd like to own a big tour bus.
I don't necessarily want to do anything constructive with it but I'd like to have one of those big tour buses, and drive around and pull up in front of clubs and arenas and everyone would say OMG, fly has come to town. On the back there would be a big fly logo and on the sides I'd have reflector flies so when cars were passing us in the night they'd rubberneck and possibly drift off the road in awe.
I'd partition off the back third of the bus and put a giant round bed where me and whoever my lover of the moment is would lie around trying to think of new things to try and do a lot of giggling in between. Maybe we'd play some game where we're not allowed to have an orgasm between Pittsburgh and the Great Lakes. Then when we got to Ypsilante all hell would break loose. :~D If anybody on my crew tried to interrupt whatever I was doing back there, I'd throw them off the bus. The best part would be cutting off motorists when leaving events, knowing they wouldn't dare to try to bully my big motherfucker bus.
Look at that big bus goin down the road. Who the hell do they think they are? Excuse me, but I'm due back at my bus, we got to move on down the road, we got to be somewhere, I forget where though.
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Andy Broad
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2/9/2009 12:11:30 PM
I'm in a mean mood, so I'm going spoil your fantasy with one evil word.
Parking
Bwahahahhahhah!
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Duane Flock
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2/9/2009 4:30:07 PM
I've got a better one......... FUEL!!
D.
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The Man With No Band
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2/9/2009 8:18:46 PM
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Bus experiences ...
Got funky with a teachers daughter in the rear seat of a Chartered Bus while riding down the interstate .... 1975
Got busted smoking pot on a tour bus in .... 1976
One of my sisters and her husband managed a Charter company, bought three buses of their own and turned one into a private rolling heaven ... I "borrowed" heaven and went on a major road trip, went up to the Great Lakes and Duluth, Minnesota to check out all the Bob Dylan stuff there ... 1994 ... (you are right Andy ... Parking is a nightmare)
Lost a guitar during a greyhound bus switch ... 2004
Logged around 10,000 miles as a Greyhound passenger ... Between 2003 and 2008
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Jeff Allen Myers
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2/9/2009 9:04:13 PM
Very Funny Fly..... :)
Sadly the only Bus stories I have are from elementary school field trips....I think I popped a Jr. Woody when Cindy Montgomery sat next to me :)
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Conversation Suicide
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2/10/2009 11:31:26 AM
my best bus story --- Takin' the Greyhound from Tucson to New York to save money on flying to England..... DOH!
What a stupid move THAT was! But at the time I was WORKING for Greyhound, so it was s'pose to be free....but THEN they FIRED me right before we picked up our tickets, so I had to SELL my Motorcycle to afford to go on our FIRST trip to Europe...God I miss that bike-- but it's all good -- it was only gettin' me stopped by the cops anyway.
Needless to say, a FULL WEEK of the trip was spent traveling to and from Tucson, New York & England!
Dumb, eh?
-pHLeGm
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