LyinDan
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10/27/2009 9:09:50 PM
I've been busy. Did I win?
Well? Hunh?
I was just saying to Mick and Paul at Bono's birthday bash, "Gee, I should go check my standing at the IAC contest", and Bono said something like, "Well, you should you know, I was too busy getting a Nobel to go enter this year", and I said, like, "You noob." And Sir Paul quipped, "Well, don't get your hopes up, there were so many better artists there this year", and I said, "Oh."
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the perfect banana
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10/27/2009 9:45:27 PM
You really missed out. While you were gone Juliette Lewis heard your Christmas collection and said she needed to have sex with you. However she gave up waiting for you and said she won't be back here anytime soon so you're fucked, er, rather, you're not. :D
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Kevin White
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10/28/2009 6:44:24 PM
And then Mick, with sudden shock scrunching his brow, quickly exited his chair, exclaiming "Jumping Jack Flash! I've got to get some Brown Sugar before I get home" and raced from the room in a flurry of hurry.
Leaving other guest to wonder what the fuck he actually meant.
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