UFO Insider
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11/4/2007 2:18:49 AM
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Ramblings of true stories that few will ever believe
cThe UFO intelligences communicate with me thru my dreams. They implanted me and project holographs into my head while I'm sleeping. One time they provided an answer to the UFO mystery in such a vivid way.
There was this giant library with very high ceilings. The holograph took me on a tour of this library coming in thru one of its high windows. There were all kinds of books in this gold, fortress of solitude style library, and lots of really huge books containing presumably, the history of truth in this world.
They took me down the stacks of books and led me to one very very large thick book that was protruding from the shelves. With all my strength, I pulled the book out and dragged it to a very large table. The title of the book was "The Proliferation of Evidence". This is what cynics do not understand. If there were 7,932 UFO sightings reported in our history- maybe, just maybe, it's all a group hallucination of weather balloon swamp gas fantasy. How-ever, there have actually been 12,531,755 UFO sightings since 1947 and at least 139,803 photos that are claimed to be of UFOs, including the fact that I have many honest, clear-thinking friends who have had experiences. If you're a doubter under these circumstances, you need to be oiled, and this should be your theme song.
I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain--Whoa!
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What I call the contemporary era of UFOs started with Whitley Schreiber's book Communion. UFO historian that I am, I recently took on Schreiber in a public debate. For some ridiculous reason, he has been out selling the possible reality of what are called "the drones", a series of pictures taken where else, in Western USA where the crafts look like some kind of kitchen utensil. Any halfwit knows these pictures are a laughable hoax and that includes the complicated hieroglyphic writing that goes with them and the strange character named Isaac. However Schreiber, who is generally an honorable guy, I suppose wanted to get his little cult all excited so he's going around pitching the legitimacy of the drones. I hammered him for this and he answered feebly that he and Jenny Randles, renowned gullible UFO book writer, had all these witnesses of which he refused to bring forward any details of. This is the problem with UFOlogy, they want proof real bad. However, the aliens have no intention of giving them proof and if they slipped up and did, they could wipe out our memories anyway. So these incompetent investigators grasp at any stupid case as the new juggernaut encounter and that's why everybody thinks the whole field is silly. Thank you.
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