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KENNY COLGATE
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8/29/2008 12:17:36 AM
Jokes About Musicians
I heard a joke yesterday about musicians that I hadn't heard before and I thought I'd share it.
I've heard quite a bit over the years, but this one really made me laugh...
"What's the difference between a savings bond and a musician?"
"A savings bond actually matures and makes money".
Peace, Wizard X
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The Man With No Band
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8/29/2008 12:42:03 AM
Hee Hee .... very good Kenny ... :)
Peace
Sam
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Conversation Suicide
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4/1/2009 4:00:29 PM
---- Updated 4/1/2009 4:11:39 PM
DOH!!! Ouch that one hit me right in the kisser... nice one Boss-man.
this is a very ancient & presumed DEAD, BLOG speaking of ghosts.....
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satch
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4/1/2009 4:07:49 PM
Hahaha - good one!!!
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Auset
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4/1/2009 4:19:21 PM
The Musician
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Conversation Suicide
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4/1/2009 4:22:06 PM
Oh Auset, you slay me!! ha haa haa hee hee... heh. it's a nice DREAM, ain't it?
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Jesse Adams
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4/1/2009 5:36:39 PM
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one.
They stand still and the world revolves around them.
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Richard Scotti
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4/1/2009 7:45:20 PM
What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?
"Will the defendant please rise ..."
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Kevin White
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4/1/2009 7:47:01 PM
These are funny! I've not heard them before.
:^D
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Product Recall
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4/1/2009 7:55:28 PM
how do you know when its time to quit the band?
when the drummer say's "i got a great idea for a song"
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Richard Scotti
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4/1/2009 8:20:33 PM
How do you know when the stage is level ?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ..
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Sly Witt
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4/1/2009 8:26:33 PM
I wasn't going to go there, but since Richard did....
What do you call someone who likes to hang out with musicians?
A drummer.
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The CODE
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4/1/2009 10:24:59 PM
Sorry...so obvious...
How do you know when there is a drummer at the door?
"He/She doesn't know when to come in"
(But I do love Happy Accidents!) (in Music!!!)
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Richard Scotti
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4/1/2009 10:47:40 PM
Q. What is the difference between Kenny G and a Gatling Gun?
A. A Gatling Gun stops repeating itself after 1,000 rounds.
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