Dr Terribol
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2/15/2007 2:34:20 AM
Biggest people middle people wee liddle biddy widdy peeples
Yes I will be a grand daddy in a few weeks
The thing is, I look younger than the father and often when I'm out with my daughter peeeeeeeple, peeeeple give me dirty looks as if to say, 'Hey, you, what are you doing with her, aren't you a little bit old for her?'
Yeah because they don't think I could be her daddypie, too old and too young, can you please anyone?
So I usually walk around with one of those billboards on, This is my daughter!
Well I am going to drill and teach my grandson to call me bruv so that I might have a change of having a nice girl myself.
Yes you guessed it I've a been a wundering whether and if guys like me ought to have a trifle of counselling, to deal with the idea, Boy it aint the end of the world you don't have to have all your teeth pulled out immediately get a walking stick and a tarten blanket for over your boney ol' knees.
anyway sorry, I'll be serious now,
I have already thought everything out, if my grandson calls me granddad in public while there are nice women around he'll get no pocket money for a year,
Anyway everyone calling each other bruv and bro is in these days, I call my own granny it.
Or are we slightly older rockers and boppers out of touch?
Too old to what? nope can't even dare say it nobody is too old to rock n roll unless you are one of those rollers who does that dancing as well but how many of those do you se around.
Yeah dear o dear I missed that, those 50's and that dancing, and those rock and roll dresses, what a kick that all was after the war and years of Victorian like chastity, yeah they sure went wild who wouldn't.
By the time it was the 60's people still danced but it was pretty much like the 90's people out of their nut on XTC and dancing alone or just doing the shoe staring bit but socially, rock n roll dancing, seems to me to have been the most social and interactive fun period and activity.
May i have this dance?
No
Oh
Last time I try that
A guy from Afdrica I was out with told me to do that, I thought it was a bit weird because people just didn't and don't do that anymore, the girl said, Well, I prefer to just dance when I feel like it myself
Maybe our granddads and grans had it ewasier eh?
There are no social customs anymore.
Everyone stares at each other and ends up with mental problems and no partner.
It isn't that people actually choose a single life, they just are too scared to dare talk to anyone, even themselves, it's long been known you must be nuts iff you talk to yourself but maybe it'd at least be someone?
The women looked the best as well, big open topped cars and those dresses with those big buckled belts, twirling and a whirling, 'cept, hardly anybody had a car in reality, ha ha, I expect.
In Britain all the cars were little black things like miniature copies of gangster cars from Al Capone's time, and they always boke down, but hey, maybe America was ahead and a bit more prosperous than Britain and the rest of the world.
Yesterday the postman had so many cards for me for Valentine's day he did'nt even show up, least that is what I think why I didn't get any cards, boo hoo, boo hoo, but somehow I got a few bills, still, that must have been a different postal delivery, I'm sure, because nobody knows I'm a near-on granddad yet, and please anyone who reads this, keep it quiet, unless there are some nice, pretty women, who like granddads, if so, here I am, love is free!
Yeah it must have been.
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