Conversation Suicide
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11/28/2007 12:28:47 AM
HARD ALTERNATIVE bloggity-blog--- HEY UnDeRgRoUnD, THIS is the NEW Anthem.....
THIS is a HUMOROUS piece submitted by an actual phan of Phlegm and CONVERSATION SUICIDE, upon hearing and liking our new tune TATTOO MY FIST.... Uh... Really, it'll make you laugh, especially of you check it out after listening to the song itself. OR do it in the reverse order, I don't care. JUST Phreakin' DO IT. Puh-lease? -Phlegm
And now, an anonymous submission by a Phlegm Phan who was there during the mixing/recording process of the SONG TATTOO MY FIST by CONVERSATION SUICIDE. It's a lovely, ficticious, stream of consciousness, dialog, with the ACTUAL Underground itself:
"hey Underground? yeah, hi. this is phlegm. mhmmm. yeah! how are you?
me? oh, i'm good. good. mhmm. really? that's cool. say, listen, i
need a quick favor............i hate to bug you, but if you've got time,
could you go ahead and hail this new anthem i wrote? ............sure.
sure. no, i understand, only if you've got the time............"
"oh, wait! there's the drums and the bass calling on the other line.
could i get you to hold? no, i'll be right back :-) "
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"you still there, Underground? oh, good thanks for
holding...............yeah. those guys are so crazy. i guess they went
out and got drunk last night and got tattoos of fists on their
faces................. i know, right? so anyway, this whole "hail this
anthem" thing.... can i count on you, Underground? well you know, the
usual. i wasn't expecting much. i just kind of wanted you to tell
everyone on earth it was the best song ever written and maybe you could
beat up a few people when you listened to it. you know, and if you could
just embrace it and make it the meaning for your life. you think you could
swing it?.................
mhmmm. i see. no, i understand. we're ALL getting older! haha.
mhmmm....................... really. you don't say? she's PREGNANT? how
long have you guys been going out? wow. i feel so out of
touch................... no! hey! man it's cool. you've gotta do what's
right for you!..................
yeah i understand........... that makes sence............. but i wasn't
meaning to incinuate that you were mindless and would just hail my anthem
just because i told you to!........ right........
mhmmm...........well............. you're not INSULTED are you?.... oh good.
you think it's a bit much?........... maybe you're
right..................... mhmmmm...................... "hey everybody,
don't dislike this song, please"?....................... i don't know. it
doesn't quite have the ring of addressing you specifically,
Underground.............. well yeah! your name DOES carry a lot of
meaning!.............. what doesn it mean to me?....... well..............
i don't know................ why are you asking me this,
Underground?.......................... look, you know what? if you don't
have time to "hail this anthem" that's cool! alright? i'll go talk to
Leroy and see if he'll hail it. Leroy usually hails things...........
mhmmmm................. okay, Underground. good luck with that baby!
we'll talk to you later. mhmmm. okay. buh-bye.
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