Conversation Suicide
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11/7/2009 1:51:34 AM
---- Updated 11/9/2009 2:18:14 AM
are you an artist, like me, just a little bit LOST on the correct ways of self-promotion and blog etiquette ?
Then simply call 1-800-Ask-Kevn.
Dr. Kevin White, as seen on Youtube and IAC Streaming video, is a world reknown Psychiatrist for Wannabe-Rockstars and Whiney Indie Artists. Take a deep breath.
Now count to 10.
Look at yourself in the mirror.
Start telling yourself the truth.
REPEAT: "I am a good person, but found GUILTY of OVERSaturating the blogs, and IAC music space"
"I am NOT a tool, but I am a Useful Instrument"
"I need to learn to sit back, listen and LEARN sometimes, before speaking"
"I vow to try and Shut the Fuck up"
"Fuck, FUCK, I've Got a Mental"
This 5 step Mantra to eternal peace, happiness, and understanding was created by Dr. White, during an alchohol and drug induced stupor. It has been PROVEN to work, on ENDING BLOG over-saturation. In at least 10.8333% of the cases, artists were found to have reduced their saturation efforts; and this was calibrated against a "placebo" sample group, which only resulted in reducing BLog-Blabbiness at a success rate of 10.79 %.
Results may vary.
Consult your Physician if verbose comments/post or any type of word-smything symptoms increase.
Use only as directed.
Batteries for your magic Dolphin vibrator are not included.
NOTE: Dr. Kevin White in no way endorces the ASK KEvN method, and has declined to comment on this revolutionary new fix, for loose lips, that sink ships.
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