Kevin White
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9/13/2008 11:07:48 AM
Of course Iraq perpetrated 9/11.
Saddam Hussein was having lunch with Osama Bin Laden, a Saudi, on a sunny hot afternoon in Baghdad, late summer 1998. It had been a particularly brutal day, and both were parched from the heat, so they were enjoying some iced coffee.
"Would you like cream with that?" asked Saddam. "No", replied Osama, "I've my heart to watch. But thank you."
"How has it been lately?", continued Saddam.
"Mostly, not bad", said Osama, "but I've been planning to attack the United States by flying planes into the World Trade Center, and I think the stress is really getting to me."
"I see ..." Saddam continued as he motioned towards the table, inviting Osama to partake in the delicate ham sandwich finger foods he'd laid out especially for their lunch, "Would you like spicy hot mustard with this?"
"The hotter the better!" chortled Osama, and they both broke out in belly laughs afterwards, sharing their inside joke.
SEE!!!
Right there. There's ALL the proof we needed to invade a sovereign nation that made no aggression towards us.
Some call that the "Bush Doctrine" (take note Ms. Palin) ... but I call it "Guilty by virtue of passing the Mustard Doctrine".
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Kev-
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