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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/7/2007 2:24:43 PM
HELP NEEDED
Much to my suprise, upon having me 'shavarak' featured in a recent article by ' Instruments & Shipments', I have received a boatload of letters!!! The demand for coconuts has nearly tripled, and didgeridoo sales have plummeted.
Due to this increased demand in coconuts, I am looking to employ twenty-five additional labourers to begin work at several of me coconut plantations in and around Palmyra.
Those of you who are selected, will be required to attend a one week course on "the turning patterns & schedules, of a coconut.....whilst in the period of incubation". After this training, each employee will receive their own 'coir license'.
All applicants interested may apply!!
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Two Silo Complex
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12/7/2007 2:31:10 PM
I like coconuts when they are attached to hula girls does that count?
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/7/2007 2:41:10 PM
Yer don't have to LIKE the damn things!!! Just gots to be able to farm them!!
PADDLE'S PLANTATIONS INC. care not what their employees get up to in their private time, even if it is drooling over coconut clad hula girls.
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Two Silo Complex
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12/7/2007 3:52:04 PM
well I say the more coconuts harvested the better.
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Duane Flock
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12/7/2007 8:04:43 PM
My baby likes coconut butter!!
She's "Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts"!!
Me.............. I'm just plain nutz!!!
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Tony Vani and Debbie Hoskin
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12/7/2007 10:37:09 PM
I'd like to help you out Jack but it sounds like a drastic lifestyle change for me. I'll have to think about it. Would I be allowed to bring Honey Bear and Feebee? deb
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/8/2007 7:40:28 PM
Feebee!!!??? Who the elephant carcass is Feebee!!!??? Nevermind, don't tell me....I don't think I want to know. PADDLE'S PLANTATIONS INC. Care not what their employees get up to in their private time.
I would however like to have you look at....section 12ab in the PADDLE'S PLANTATIONS INC. employees handbook:
FOUR LEGGED VARIETY
(Section 12.ab.)
Under Baracudian law, those who have pet animals are required to submit the relevant documents certifying state of ownership. Blood will be taken from the animal and it's owner for security purposes, as will urine samples, any loose change, jewellery, any sorts of drugs and sometimes credit cards.
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Tony Vani and Debbie Hoskin
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12/8/2007 8:12:36 PM
Well everyone knows that Feebee is Honey Bear's sister!!!!! Of course, everyone knows who Honey Bear is! She is famous at IAC! Actually, they own their own station, one of which you are playing on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember our Tuesday agreement from 3-4 p.m.?????????? You promised to be my servant!!! How quickly we forget once we get what we want!!
Well I never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tony Vani and Debbie Hoskin
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12/8/2007 8:31:38 PM
This, Jack Paddle, is Feebee!!!!!
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/9/2007 11:11:53 AM
It's the law around these parts...has nothing to do with me!! As influential as I am, and as respected as I am within the Baracudian Council, it's a matter you'll have to take up with the governing body.....as my authority doesn't stretch that far!!
All I can really do at this stage, is offer you a gift card to the value of 50 Gil To be used at any of the (below) listed retailers:
JACK'S MUSICAL SNACK SHACK Music Store
JACK OF ALL TRADES Hardware Store
JACK IN A BOX Funeral Director
PADDLE'S PLANTATIONS INC. Farmers Market
JACK'S PADDLES Charter Boats
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