THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/13/2007 12:31:07 PM
MASTURBATION
I'd like to introduce to all of you, a new product, fresh from deep within the belly of PADDLE INDUSTRIES.
I give you ' MASTER BAITS', a new, revolutionary, ground shattering fisherman's lure that uses state of the art quantum technology.
What sets our product apart from anything else that is currently on the market, is it's innovative design, it's simplicity to use and it's suprisingly affordable cost.
With 'MASTER BAITS', say "goodbye" to hours spent deliberating over such head scratching things as " What bait should I use?", " Should I try another spot!!?", " Maybe I SHOULD have worn a jacket!!??"
With twelve easy payments of 68 Gil you will receive your very own ' MASTER BAITS ', order form, from which you can purchase any style, shape or colour of this product........ at a cost of 1200 Gil.
TRY IT TODAY FOR FREE, AND CATCH YOURSELF YOUR VERY OWN FISHERMAN!! BIG OR SMALL........'MASTER BAITS' GETS THEM ALL!!!
Steal our fish no more shall they!!!
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