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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/1/2008 9:57:09 PM
WHO'S RUNNING THE SHOW!!?
Someone needs to pull their finger out....run a tighter ship!!
You wouldn't get anywhere onboard me ship with an attitude like this!! Never has me seen such a slack crew!!
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The Man With No Band
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1/1/2008 10:31:46 PM
Sorry Jack ... got a little tied up and wound up gettin' tossed to the bottom of the swimmin' hole when they let loose the Anchor ... I pulled a Jack though ... I grabbed me up one of them there barracuda's and made a chisel out of his porcelain jowels ... but me had a time with out a hammer ... Lucky that pretty Mermaid came along .. we swapped some air and some spit .. and then ... well the kiddies are still up so that's as far as I go...
I'm freed up now though matie !!! Where's the Rum cask !
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Tony Vani and Debbie Hoskin
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1/2/2008 8:33:13 AM
What's up Mr Paddle? I thought we were doing a fine job.
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Verity
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1/2/2008 8:56:16 AM
If IAC ever finds itself up the creek without a paddle then we know who to call :) but that's unlikely because we're right on course.... of course :) Vee
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/2/2008 9:55:05 AM
According to me compass....we're more than fifty Pelicans off course, and me compass never lies!!!
On top of that....we're behind schedule, if me's was a paying customer I'd be pissed!!! Get it together fellas!!!
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/2/2008 10:55:31 AM
Verity? What dodgy travelling salesman sold you that compass of yours!!?? I know it wasn't me, 'cos I stopped pushing compasses 15 years back......at a time when they were still considered illegal.
Track him down and demand a refund if you can....I hope you didn't part with too much gil!!?? I mean, your compass doesn't even show true North.......and it's made of plastic, plus...it don't work.
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1/2/2008 12:23:45 PM
So you're not a paying customer Jack, we don't take no stowaways on the good ship IAC ya knows - and if you's just a deck hand laddy you certainly need to knuckle down and pull ya weight (or open ya purse) :)
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/2/2008 12:49:46 PM
Stowaway!!? STOWAWAY!!!?? Did you think that was a reef you crashed into!!? HA HA HA....It were me boat yer silly!! I rammed your vessel from the port side, got it good too!!
Now who wants to ride with Jack!!??
P.S All donations are welcome!!
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