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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/7/2008 9:32:33 AM
ASK JACK A QUESTION
That's right, ask me a question.......treat me as your resident ' Agony Uncle '!!
Whether you're problem is personal or professional, unethical or ethical, big or small.........Uncle Jack will answer them all!!
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The Man With No Band
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1/7/2008 9:44:33 AM
Oh wise Jack ....
If God made Adam ... Then made Eve ... and they had two sons (Cain and Abel) ... and Cain killed Abel ... Then Cain took a wife and had children ...
Doesn't this show that, not only was Cain the first Murderer on Earth but also the first Mother F*cker as well ?
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Two Silo Complex
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1/7/2008 10:01:24 AM
Hey Sam,
I have to steal this one from jack.
Adam was the fist m*ther f*cker after all there was two children Cain and Able and Adam and Eve were the first to have children so Adam is #1 Cain is #2. in the MF category.
In the second question was the death of Able the first death noted in the bible? Did the bible say that Cain killed Able? if so then Cain is the first to commit murder. At the time there was no law of Moses, yet, so was it still "murder" since the commandment "thou shall not kill" did not yet exist?
How is that for answering a question with a question?
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/7/2008 10:03:48 AM
First things first Sam........God did not create Adam, then Eve. Yes he created Adam, but then came Steve!!
You see, over the years that followed.....Steve became troubled, he started taking longer trips to the bathroom, experimenting with beauty products, expressing interest in medical, fashion and diet shows on the television.
It wasn't until his 32nd bithday though, that he made his decision to go under the knife and go against what God had created, finally....Eve was born!!
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The Man With No Band
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1/7/2008 10:13:43 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA ... man do I have a lot to learn .... !
Thanks oh wise men ... LOL
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LyinDan
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1/7/2008 2:12:50 PM
Can the assumption of differentability for functions defining a continuous transformation group be avoided?
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/7/2008 4:05:27 PM
Now this is an interesting put to!!! We all know that assumptions are not always accurate, and that the circumstance in which they are made is not always the best shall we say!!
So when dealing with matters such as ' How to avoid the differentiation of functions, performing in a group of continuous growth and renewal cycles, from being assumed ' it is preferred that all the facts are present!!!
Give me the facts!!
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LyinDan
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1/7/2008 5:14:08 PM
Good response! I thought you'd just say, "no".
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/8/2008 3:55:13 PM
What's this!!???........Nobody needs some advice!!!???........ Surely somebody has a dilema or two that they'd like to get Uncle Jack's opinion on!!!!!???
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GV
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1/8/2008 4:09:11 PM
Dear Jack,
Why do we celebrate Columbus Day in America?
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Spank Momma
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1/8/2008 4:20:03 PM
Hey Jack. Why must my dog always lick her balls
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/8/2008 4:24:50 PM
That.........is a damn good question!! You know, me's often wondered meself " Why DO they celebrate Columbus Day in America? "
The thing is though, they'll celebrate EVERY day if they can find a reason for which to celebrate it!! I myself am waiting for word back to see whether or not my proposals for a " JACK " day have been given the go ahead!!.....A day when everybody with the name ' Jack ' is permitted free admission everywhere, and everything on the menu is free!!!
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/8/2008 4:28:44 PM
Mr Ewe
If your balls tasted as good as your dogs own balls taste to him......then you my friend would be otherwise engaged right now!!!
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/8/2008 4:33:14 PM
Wait there!!?? Your dog licks ' her ' balls?? Is she a she and she's licking tennis balls, sqeaky balls....balls like that!? Or is your dog a he, and 'he' is always licking a third parties 'balls', of who we refer to as 'her'!!??
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