THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/15/2008 12:20:49 PM
Vartan, them woods that surround me shack!? The voodoo be strong in them parts, ain't nothing to do with me!!! I meself have had blood coming from me taps for weeks!!! Someone is getting too familiar with the magic black!!
To Deb.....Don't tell me you put something in those cookies you gave me!!?? Why else would you be asking if I'm "sure I want to eat them?", ay!? Huh!!??
Ken - You didn't pay before you left the shack!!! Now, I'm willing to overlook this and treat it as an accident, that you forgot.....a simple mistake on your behalf, 'cos I know it was!!...even though there's CCTV footage of you climbing out the window in the mens room!! So, I'm gonna let you pay on your next visit.
Mr Broad - Did you know, that if you write your name A.Broad....it spells 'abroad', or maybe ' a broad ' as in ' a girl, a chick or....a dame '!?
Anyway Mr Abroad, I'd like to thank you for the heads up on the bean juice....it's always good to know of customers allergies and weaknesses!! However, this now means that we WILL be expecting a delay on that order of yours because of that detail!!
Susan, Todd & Duane - the autopsy is still underway, so please.....make yourselves comfortable and the moment we get any news we'll come get you.
Oh and Susan? There was a problem with your order....so I'm gonna need to see an ID I'm afraid!!
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