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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/22/2008 8:03:20 AM
---- Updated 1/22/2008 8:28:34 AM
SLOW BOAT TO BARACUDIA
A boat bursting at the seams with illegal contraband is heading for the Island of Baracudia, that's where me shack is!!!! Me and the Captain, we go WAY back, me's had a chat with him about taking a few of yer with him on this crossing............ so he'll be expecting you!!
The boat leaves at 18:00 EST this evening, Tues, Jan 22nd, 2008..............if you think that you have something to offer 'JACK'S MUSICAL SNACK SHACK'......you better make sure you get your filthy arses on that boat!!!
There will be a guide to meet you once you get off the boat, his name is Moohab. He will only be taking you part of the way though.......so I have provided some extra machetes, a map, compass, adrenalin shots, your own 12 gauge, a set of matching coasters, water and some high protein snacks for each you.
Me looks sideways to seeing you
Jack
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Chris Hance
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1/22/2008 8:40:11 AM
Wot, no seasick pills???
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Pulse Eternal
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1/22/2008 8:50:34 AM
Well damn!!! Count me in on that!
SuperPuss has a fondness for boat parties!!!
SuperPuss
 
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/22/2008 10:43:52 AM
I suppose if there are some of you that wish to just go for the ride, then there'll be room for you too!!
As for sea sickness pills.....there are none!! But who cares with all that illegal contraband that will be aboard!!!
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Pulse Eternal
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1/22/2008 10:59:00 AM
Well, at this point. it looks like that contraband will last our intimate little group a fair while!!
Oh, and I am glad to hear there'll be protein supplements on board :-)
SuperPuss
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/22/2008 11:04:45 AM
You'll get those when you meet with Moohab!! You might find some laying about the boat, but it's unlikely!!!
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Pulse Eternal
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1/22/2008 11:58:23 AM
LOL :-D
I'm a carnivore (feline) so I'm sure I'll be able to hunt down a few stowaway mice ;-)
SuperPuss
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Tony Vani and Debbie Hoskin
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1/22/2008 12:02:23 PM
What a generous offer Jack! I look forward to seeing you there. By the way, what are these "high protein" snacks you are referring to? deb
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO
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1/22/2008 1:14:12 PM
Helper Monkey wants to go!
What do you say Jack?
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/22/2008 1:29:42 PM
---- Updated 1/22/2008 1:46:06 PM
If you want to be recruited at 'JACK'S MUSICAL SNACK SHACK', then you've got less than two hours left!!! The boat is gonna leave without yer if yer don't get a shifty on!!
There be a place for every genre at the shack, so don't be shy about it.........show me whats you gots and me'll pick what me's likes the best!!!
There IS a cook on board, so meals will be served twice daily.......so there's no need to hunt the rodents that inhabit the galleys Super Puss, honestly!! Some people!!
SSSSHHHHH about the 'whosumawhats' Deb!!! You're going to draw attention!!
As for you Silvy!! You lied to cover up the tracks of those kidnappers who TOOK me helper monkey!! Thankfully me has him back now.....but that's besides the point!!!! Why Sir, do you feel it necessary to provoke me into an attack!!!???
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO
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1/22/2008 3:58:27 PM
with respect Sir,(the truth is)
-------We took a shine to helper monkey, and didn't really want to return him----------------- until he ate all the pills in our bathroom cabinet, and turned off the deep freeze------we still set his place at the table-----sniff!
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/23/2008 7:44:41 AM
Well, the boat didn't leave I take it!? I got word last night that the Captain was having some difficulties, but they were hoping to have resolved it by the small hours, obviously they didn't!!
I trust all of you who have been waiting aboard, have spent your time making yourselves comfortable, getting to know the crew and maybe even got to sample some of the contraband goods!!?...Yes!!??
Unfortunately....the crew are still trying to locate the problem with the engine, but are working as fast as they can to try and rectify the situation!! The Captain has estimated that a delay of no more than 72 hours, and as little as 36 hours in the best case scenario!!
I know it's a spanner in the works but hey!!!..........It gives the stragglers and passing travellers more time to come aboard too!!
It even gives Silvy some time to decide what he's gonna do!!......Me's can't stay mad at you Silvy!! Are you coming too!? You'll get to see me helper monkey if you do. Just follow Moohab along with the others once you get off the boat at the other end, and he'll lead you most of the way!! You can even have something of yours added to the walls of the shack when you get there if you want!!!??
Same goes for everyone.
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The CODE
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1/23/2008 8:51:54 AM
Jack - I'm already at the Snack Shack waiting for the visitors!!!!
Where are they????
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/23/2008 9:08:38 AM
Ah yes!! Me helper monkey informed me that you had already arrived at the shack............you'll be in good company until I get there.
Basil also told me that you brought a bottle of the finest Bisky, is this true!!??
The boat that the others will be crossing on hasn't left the harbour yet, some sort of engine difficulties....but I'm sure they'll be on their way soon.
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Tony Vani and Debbie Hoskin
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1/23/2008 10:27:38 AM
Me likes James Blunt. Me brought him along for the boat ride as a special surprize for Mr. Jack. :-)
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO
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1/23/2008 11:24:34 AM
Jack --
We wouldn't miss this trip,-------
me and helper monkey had a good cry------ and now Moohab has me scraping barnacles off the hull, -------
I be enjoying the sounds on deck, and chuckling to meself, as the others are fawning around some FAMOUS fella!
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The CODE
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1/23/2008 1:01:32 PM
'Basil also told me that you brought a bottle of the finest Bisky, is this true!!??'
Jack - bought BUT not paid for!!! (Don't blame Basil!!!)
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Pulse Eternal
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1/23/2008 1:14:08 PM
Me is content while the engine is being fixed. Me found me a little mouse to chase and tantalise while I enjoy me first sample of the contrabande on offer!!
SuperPuss
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The CODE
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1/23/2008 1:32:52 PM
tantalise!!
NOW there is a word??????
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The CODE
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1/23/2008 1:34:26 PM
OH yeah Jack! after another bottle of Biskey!!!! (Same Deal????)
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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1/23/2008 2:04:12 PM
---- Updated 1/23/2008 2:09:19 PM
Hot diggidy!! Ain't that boat left for the shores of Baracudia yet!!!?? You're missing out on a whole bunch of things.......things that I am legally prohibited from saying!!!! Damn you Shaman!!!
I don't know if any of you heard, but Silvy and the CODE are already at the shack!!!.....By the way Silvy!!? Moohab works for me, I didn't give him any orders to have you scrape the hull of ANY boat!! Let alone that stinkin' dinghy of his!!!
If the rest of you have any other means by which you can navigate your way across, then please do so!! I'm sure those of you that don't have other means will be able to cross with those that do. However, the Captain stressed that those who wish to.....are more than welcome to stay on board until they fix the problem.
For matters concerning bisky, old man Hanog is the one to see....tell him Jack sent yer, he'll know what to do. By the sounds of it Super Puss will be seeking him out too when she sets foot on shore!!!
I hope you realise Deb, that when you leave the boat....anything that is remotely James Blunty STAYS!! You're not bringing that crap to me shack!!!
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