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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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5/13/2008 9:40:16 AM
BROWSING EYE PEEPERS
Me has contracted the dreaded chikungunya virus, a deadly tropical disease which is rarer than the sideways talking panda. It seems it may have happened on the train back from Peru, during the oil test or maybe the execution….but until me’s gets the footage back of these events, me’s pretty much in the dark!!
In an attempt to prevent it from multiplying, leaving the windows open and drinking all the milk in me fridge, me and Shaman have been aggressively consuming narcotics in hope of the virus experiencing a contact high…thus incapacitating it!!!
Unfortunately, it appears that so far we are the only ones who have been affected by this controversial course of treatment….but we are still in the early stages!!! This means that me’s can’t leave Barracuda Bay and me’s can’t have any visitors until the virus, who’s name we found out was Sid…….has been somewhat subdued!!! If we can get him in the shower and clean him up a bit, then that will be a start ‘cos it looks and smells like he’s been rolling around in eight week old, monkey shit!!!
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Jo Ellen
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5/13/2008 11:05:26 AM
Poor Jack. Hose down the sucker! I am always disappointed when Sid arrives, he interrupts my work day. :-)
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO
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5/13/2008 2:22:20 PM
Poor Jack!!
We think lots of garlic should do the trick----stick the little cloves in ALL the orifices
ears, nose, mouth of course---- and there's a couple of others-----
This worked when Sid was last in our neck of the woods---it did make an awful smell though!
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The CODE
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5/14/2008 4:42:13 AM
Good post Jo!
Keep taking the medicine Jack!!!
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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5/14/2008 6:17:54 AM
You know what Jo!!? Me's managed to scrub him down.......well me and Shaman did, but the most curious thing keeps happening. No matter how clean we get him....the filth just keeps coming straight back!!!
As for the garlic Silvy, me don't know what it is!!!?? But ever since me's got bit by that crazy guy at the asylum, me's seems to have developed a strange aversion to the stuff!!! Is there something else you could recommend!!??
Me's not going to be going anywhere anytime soon it looks.....guess me's will have to just keep on doing what me's been doing, and that's taking an obscene amount of drugs.......damn, what a shame!!! It's just like the code said, keep taking that sweet, discreet medicine!!
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srm
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5/14/2008 6:27:18 AM
Jack- scientists have developed a genetically modified, non-allergenic garlic. It's said to be as effective as the organically-grown version, but less harmful to 'sensitive souls'. However, it does have the side effect of making your arms longer, so proceed with caution!
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