5/19/2015 6:04:37 AM
New site looking good

12/12/2009 7:28:17 AM
Where did my post go ?

12/11/2009 2:41:45 PM
It's not as easy

12/11/2009 2:41:45 PM

It's not as easy
farting into a tuba as one might think.

12/11/2009 3:02:55 PM

Lube MAY Help Steve!

;-{}

12/11/2009 3:20:32 PM

K-Y or Astroglide ?

12/11/2009 3:51:08 PM

Stiff lips! That's the key.

12/11/2009 4:15:52 PM

Stiff cheeks I would think.

12/11/2009 5:51:23 PM

Never heard of Astroglide Steve!

So........that one gets my Vote!!!!

12/11/2009 8:49:25 PM

Astroglide comes in flavors.

12/11/2009 9:48:58 PM

Use Some Caution - You Don't Wonna Bust That Ass Gasket - LOL

12/11/2009 10:27:40 PM

You got to need to do it.

12/11/2009 10:55:10 PM

Astroglide is for trombone, not tuba.

12/12/2009 3:25:49 PM

No, Asrtroglide is for the anus. Trust me, I know this to be true.

12/12/2009 4:27:25 PM

I was going to inquire about the suitability of flavored astroglide for rusty trombones, but upon further consideration decided not to.

12/12/2009 4:41:25 PM

You people are queer.

12/12/2009 4:59:16 PM

So what if we were ? Are you a homophobe ? Gay basher ?

Fuck off, you provisional cheap ass.

12/12/2009 5:16:33 PM

"queer" as in "unusual"

Thas not a common meaning but for you queer people I's thought I'd bring it back.

12/12/2009 6:05:56 PM

If you're gonna use the politically incorrect "you people" terminology anyway, dickhead, you should have simply called them "faggots"....

see recent South Park Episodes for further comprehension. --== : - )

12/12/2009 9:13:33 PM

In light of the discussion, the use of "queer" doesn't wander too far off base.

12/13/2009 5:19:48 AM ---- Updated 12/13/2009 5:24:42 AM

What's so "queer" about farting into a Tuba ?

And Fidney is a queer name, asshat.

12/13/2009 6:30:16 AM

Just keep practicing Steve. It will come. Your hard work will pay off someday. :-)

12/13/2009 8:32:37 AM

Why bother farting into it?

The tuba sounds like a musical fart already.

12/13/2009 5:29:58 PM

Like your music Kev ? :-)

12/13/2009 8:04:56 PM

Yeah, I'm not bad for a tuba player. :)

12/13/2009 10:47:10 PM

Anybody surprised that this tootsaphone thing has legs? Not me.

Freakin
Awesome
Righteous
Topic.

Interesting
Notion.

Admireable.

Truly
Undeniable
Broad
Appeal.

12/14/2009 12:03:13 AM

Listen here. My parents gave me the name Fidney and I'm proud of it. One time I made the honor roll and they read my name over the loudspeaker.

Fidneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Joneson

Everybody knew then I was a playa.

12/14/2009 7:53:06 AM

An ass cheeks tuba playa ?

12/14/2009 8:03:42 AM

I just don't have the amberture for that.

12/14/2009 8:21:42 AM

Nor do I, but I'm working on it.

The amberture for woodwinds is much more difficult. My experiments with the saxaphone were a total disaster.

12/14/2009 8:31:57 AM

You could easily play a crummhorn that way, but I guess it would be redundant.

12/14/2009 8:38:10 AM

What ? Double reed ? Are you nuts ? ;-)

12/14/2009 9:14:19 AM

All of you should take up the fife.

12/14/2009 11:03:36 AM

The chanter would suit them too Bluto,

12/14/2009 11:04:35 AM

But back off Steve Bluto, he's a good guy.

12/14/2009 2:56:24 PM

NURSE!

12/14/2009 4:42:25 PM

That's the spirit !

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