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Traeshy
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6/25/2008 11:22:49 AM
I'm holding all of you responsible.
Somebody took my coffee mug and you are the only shifty people I deal with. I'm going to turn around and whoever did it can put it back on my desk immediately or I promise you I'm going to make all of your lives a living hell.
I'm not joking.
your friend,
Traeshy
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srm
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6/25/2008 1:51:43 PM
I'm sorry- it was an impulse theft. I can't begin to tell you how badly I feel about it. I'd return your mug, but I'm using it to culture a mutant rhubarb mold. If my calculations are accurate, it'll be a foot high by the weekend, then I can transplant it into my grandfather's prosthetic torso.
...until then, I can loan you my Flintstones drinking glass.
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Traeshy
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6/25/2008 1:55:06 PM
Others were involved, weren't they?
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The Man With No Band
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6/25/2008 2:26:47 PM
Steve gets paid really good to be the fall guy ...
A piece of toast and jam ....
Now let him earn it ... :)
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Traeshy
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6/25/2008 2:29:59 PM
You're the kingpin, aren't you?
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The Man With No Band
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6/25/2008 2:36:34 PM
Nope ... I don't even get toast with my jam !
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Jeff Allen Myers
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6/25/2008 3:51:07 PM
There is a huge underground market for coffee stained mugs, if you lick the inner rim after they ripen a bit you get a high not unlike peyote. However, the high is a mix of euphoria, hallucenogen, and a bit of Viagra. Finding the right mug is hit or miss, so you need to lick a lot! Yours was targeted, as the phenomena is more likely if the owner of the mug dabbles in recreational mischeif and reads Hunter Thompson.
The DEA fears an epidemic, and a shortage of Mugs....
Good Luck finding it, you might not want it back...
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Traeshy
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6/25/2008 7:26:46 PM
This isn't funny. I don't like you people.
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Vincenzo Pandolfi
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6/25/2008 10:03:47 PM
You probably left it on your PC cup holder...You know the one with the Compact disk logo on the front...
Vincenzo
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Talkie Toaster
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6/25/2008 10:51:37 PM
Did somebody mention "toast"?
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srm
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6/26/2008 4:41:48 AM
The mold is up to 5 and a half inches!
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6/26/2008 4:47:11 AM
why, that mold is beginning to make me blush
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srm
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6/26/2008 4:49:04 AM
Just wait 'til the weekend!
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