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Satan
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12/4/2017 8:23:13 PM
I make things difficult for indies
They are earnest and care. This is why I hate them. I bring the garbage music to the airwaves and make it so that's what people get to hear wherever they go.
PS I'm also friends with Jimmy Page.
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Desperado Revue
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12/4/2017 8:50:44 PM
O.K. - I guess I got that loud and clear
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Satan
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12/4/2017 9:08:41 PM
There was no message there specifically for you, unless you want to help me spread the rotting music and sabotage the nice indies at every turn. 666
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Bryon Tosoff
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12/4/2017 9:30:44 PM
Satan, no, he is Santa Claus, he spells his name wrong when it gets drunk or high
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Santa Claus
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12/4/2017 9:32:50 PM
Ho Ho Ho Bryon, I do not.
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Bryon Tosoff
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12/4/2017 9:38:22 PM
there are two Santa's one is good the other evil. or maybe Satan is Santa. switch a few letters around and viola,.but no, Santa is really some kind of an mysterious and funny guy, or spirit, what have you, one lives in the North Pole the other in the South Pole, they are Polar opposites in that way. anyways, I think this Satan showing up here is an impostor. frankly. and he would not know Jimmy Page at all. more like Jimmy Crack Corn perhaps.. or Jiminy Cricket. .
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Satan
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12/4/2017 9:42:30 PM
Bryon I will make one of the keys on your keyboard not play. Then when you get it fixed I will make another one not play, then when you get that fixed I will cause your fingers to one at a time get struck by calamitous accidents. Then I will kill your goldfish.
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Bryon Tosoff
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12/4/2017 9:52:35 PM
---- Updated 12/4/2017 9:53:13 PM
I dont use my fingers to play keyboards, i use my toes stupid satan,they respond to broken keys . I found out they are not affected by your feeble and silly spells at all, that is in the book of thingamabob, remember, you should go back and read up on that book. now as for my goldfish i fried them and ate them for supper cause I knew you were going to try to kill them. silly weak and useless devil, now go back to your home on the grange and sleep it off for the next 1000 years. see you then. then both of us will have a little chit chat, but of course I will out duel you because I have ESP and know all about your tactics. and of course I saw you back in the days of the Dinosaurs , you know, the ones you created when you were here on earth, then you f@cked so badly that You got thrown out , now look at you, ugly as sin and stupid as hell
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Satan
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12/4/2017 10:05:20 PM
You must come work for us, Mr. Tosoff.
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Bryon Tosoff
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12/5/2017 12:35:55 PM
No looks like I am the one in control here.you caved in after a little banter, I am too much for you guys. too brilliant. i think it be the other way around. you work for me. hows that. no, you wouldnt cut it.
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Open Book
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12/5/2017 2:05:33 PM
Bryon's "Viola" made me laff out loud heehee
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Satan
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12/5/2017 3:06:31 PM
Doing our work is a team effort, Bryon, we always have room for a recruit of your calibre.
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Francesca Tamellini
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12/5/2017 4:55:17 PM
You are Tim Curry in the movie Legend. A friend of my dad designed your head! She may sue for breach of copyright unless you get me a glittering career.
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Satan
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12/5/2017 5:13:38 PM
I believe we could work out a deal, Miss Tamellini. :D
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Bryon Tosoff
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12/6/2017 12:54:54 AM
@ Open Book, yes I try to keep things musical and creative with lots of strange and wonderful crazy ideas. so I called up My Girlfriend Viola about this Blog here from Satan and she said Viola would be better then Voila , it is easier to say too. : ) smoother and rolls off the tongue easier, of course we dont read and say it aloud , I could have said violin or cello too or even piana. anyways, terrible excuses. I actually did that on purpose and switch letters around as in Santa and Satan, like the Devil spelled backwards is lived. cause he once lived or perhaps still does. viola!!!
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Stoneman
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12/6/2017 2:31:25 AM
Oh Geesh! Another anon. They just keep showing up with more and more ridiculous crap! Who's next? God? Oh brother, why must we be inundated with these clowns? Its probably one person doing all these characters. Kind of makes me wonder, is that all this person has to do with his time? What a boring life that must be. Fake ass people with fake ass stories. Sign of the times. Trolls are everywhere. Watch where you walk. You might step on one.
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Goony Goon
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12/6/2017 6:21:12 AM
Maybe we're just trying to entertain you.
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Bryon Tosoff
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12/6/2017 10:26:53 AM
Stone man !!!
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Psyche's Muse
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12/7/2017 3:22:30 AM
HALE SATAN!( should be spelled "HAIL"? ...or maybe, "HELL"?)
HELL-O, SATAN!
I LOVE YOU TO DEATH!!!
May I have your Autograph, PLEASE???!!!
I hear Your "WORD" is highly redeemable!(and very rewarding too)
Maybe you could drop in the next time I sleep? We could go over "Old Times" if you'd like. Later! -M-
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Bryon Tosoff
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12/7/2017 11:41:42 AM
Sure entertain us . The goons the gadgets the satan his brother Santa Claus and the 100s of others that frequent the halls of Imp
Merry Xmas
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