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4/19/2016 8:46:45 AM
Oh My.
Why, why, why, why, did I open this post.
Do I enlighten my brother and alienate my sisters?
Do I keep my big yap shut. I've been taking 'keep my big yap shut' lessons.
Well for one thing, I had to listen to it----as much of it as I could, mind you....
Very eighties.... I'm guessing it's not actually from that time period,
but more from some time near the here and now, and someone
decided to do an eighties thing...
well made record I suppose....
Well Lars, you don't seem stupid....
but just so I cover all the bases, how 'big' are you?
I'll go with, uh, tall. And how much do you weigh about?
Ah...
Without revealing too much of the fabled feminine psyche,
(and guys, thing with me is, I was a woman in my previous life,
honest I was, so I actually understand both genders, it's almost funny,
well to me it is, you ever hear my song 'I'm in love and hate with me'....
imagine the arguments with myself, the song's about that, that's pretty real)
I can say,
if you rip your shirt off,
say
Mongo Want Woman.
And carry her off to the bedroom,
she might just enjoy that.
You'll know rather immediately,
she'll either giggle (that's good)
or she'll say 'put me down you big ape!' (not so good)
...in which case you say
"Mongo Not Do Enough Foreplay?"
then beat your chest some more...
"In Mood Yet, Woman?" you say then.
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