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10/26/2015 11:33:40 AM
How much of the taxpayer's money. That's the real kicker.
They enact an unmistakable campaign to smear Hillary.
And in the event anyone had mistaken it for anything but that,
some asshole among them named McCarthy, outright admitted it.
Democrats aren't perfect. And they panhandle too much,
my email is full of really pathetic emails from everyone you can imagine.
Give these guys money once, and that's it, you're the tit. Live and Learn.
And while they may not be perfect, that having been said,
you look at the other guys,
and you wonder if the whole game isn't set up,
by them putting these Hell Cretins on one side,
and the Democrats on the other side...
But, no. Republicans actually are Hell Cretins, and Nazis too, Generally.
Which is why,
I Lesley Jane, Will Be, The Next Republican President Of The United States.
Someone has to whip that party back into shape, and I'm just the bitch to do it.
Oh and by the way,
I just released a record here, at IMP,
called, you guessed it,
"Benghazi" by American Lesley Jane.
Comes with a disclaimer:
Warning: Most Offensive Song Ever.
Mainly because it's absolutely true.
More on the political process in this country:
I have, often called Washington DC,
"The Great Engine Designed To Go Nowhere."
And it is frustrating, because for the most part Democrats
do try to do sensible stuff. And usually, Republicans object.
This would be why I refer to most Republicans as Hell Cretins.
They not only want to pick all our pockets, put all the women in chains,
put all the gays and lesbians back in a closet, a locked closet,
they literally squat down in broad daylight and attempt to shit on us all as well.
So why you ask?
Why would I in approximately ten years time from now
become The Next Republican President Of The United States?
Well, Lincoln was a Republican.
I understand it really pissed off all the other Republicans.
I can't miss out on having fun like that.
I'll singlehandedly reform My Republican Party,
because I want to be rich, but I do not like Hell Cretins.
Benghazi damn well IS a Bitch Hunt,
only the bitch they caught in their trap, wasn't Hillary,
it was me, and I'm going to eat them bite by bite.
The real joke, take it from me, IS the Republicans.
Democrats need to show up and Vote.
Otherwise, why call yourselves Free?
Why not all march down the road with a banner proclaiming
"We Wanna Be YOUR Bitch, Rich People"?
If you do not resist them, they take it uncontested.
And the 'it' of which I speak? It's your Freedom.
You have to learn the way Republicans Think, And Talk.
When I speak of Freedom, I mean Human Dignity,
and the Right, say, NOT to have our Political Process Up For Sale,
as now it is, because someone lobbied the Supreme Court
(for the uninitiated, "Lobbying" IS, Bribery)
to make first Lobbying legal, then make it legal for Corporations
to essentially BUY the Political System.
Guys like the Koch Brothers, you don't even realize,
how much, they fight Human Progress.
They just wanna be the winners in this screwed up game.
How do you fight it? You show up and vote.
For Democrats.
They're not perfect, but next to the Republicans, it's like,
a tuna sandwich, and maybe you don't want a tuna sandwich...
but those guys across the street are selling shit sandwiches,
and you're thinkin, "I ain't never had me a shit sandwich!"
Oh but you have, you have more than you know.
Because this fight has been going on since before you were born.
That's your choice, a tuna sandwich, or a shit sandwich.
You do what you want.
I'm stickin' with fuckin' tuna.
~L
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10/26/2015 11:42:11 AM
PS...
to complete and incompletely stated thought here,
when a Republican speaks of Freedom...
he or she is generally referring to 'the Freedom to take unfair advantage of you'
sometimes to the point, yes, of usurping your freedom, so that they feel freer.
But they want your vote, By Golly.
Take Trump for instance...
he talks about what great deals he's going to make...
Assuming we were dumb enough to let the KING Of Them ALL Walk
Right In And Set Right Down,
Do you really think, those deals would benefit us? Or him?
And he's the most likely one of them to win the Nomination.
Because every other one is just completely dumb as shit, you can't miss it.
Fuck that noise.
I like Donald in terms of 'here's a guy who will say stuff a lot of people won't,
on the one hand, and on the other hand, much of it is absolutely insane.
Sure. Build The Great Wall Of China all along the Southern Border.
And Make Taco Bell Pay For It.
Yeah, he thinks the Mexican Government'll pay for it.
Watch, it ends up falling onto Taco Bell,
and then they won't be so cheap.
~L
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