Here's what it says on our hastily produced propaganda pamphlets:
Harken, all ye proletariat and meek.
The people's own glorious alt. rock conclave, Caleb, have devised a brand new (and more importantly, state sanctioned) method of bringing encouragement to the working masses. Several uplifting messages of solidarity and support are available, including 'My Last Agricultural Output' and 'What the Quota'. It's as if our glorious leader was addressing us directly! Huzzah!!
"And how do I access this wonderful state-sanctioned encouragement?", I hear you collectively ask.
Well, just click Productivity = Victory on the info screens available in every communal meeting area. If you are fortunate enough to share the use of a domicile info screen, enter the following into the input window:
http://iacmusic.com/KIAC_Playerswf?playlist_url=/stations/A31825.xml&autoplay=true',318251000000
You are strongly advised to use this service daily to ensure that you continue to meet your quotas.
Good day to you, citizen!
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And here's what's actually going on:
We need your help!!!
We recently signed up for a site similar to Myspace called IAC, and we seem to be quite popular there too!!
But, in order to convince the IAC masses that our music is indeed better than the musical equivalent of Doritos with Cheese and Chive dip, we need you to play our music using the IAC link.
"What's in it for me though?", I hear you murmur to yourself...
Well, the link provided plays all three songs through your speakers without you having to do anything but click on it! The other plus is that our stuff is good enough to tell your friends about without being embarrassed!! :P You get extra points if you can listen to the 'Caleb mix' every day or three!! Anyway, here's the link - please pester everyone you know (and everyone THEY know) about this as a Top 50 IAC chart position would mean a lot to us (and it's cheaper than actually buying our music too!)
Yes! I want to help Caleb out if I can!
or:
http://iacmusic.com/KIAC_Playerswf