Home
      
Artist Signup      Login       Political Pipeline        Review/Commentary           COMMUNITY        Add New Topic          
Bryon Tosoff
Views for this Topic: 253
Topics

12/1/2018 10:45:52 AM
Finding that elusive moment in time

11/5/2018 10:50:04 AM
Facebook as a disease

11/3/2018 3:47:16 PM
DRAKE GETS PROFILED AT CASINO in VANCOUVER.

11/1/2018 4:11:00 PM
Dont put your smartphone iphone in jean back pocket

10/31/2018 2:36:57 PM
Jazzy CAFE NOIR with duane flock and paul wainwright streaming at imp

10/30/2018 12:02:02 PM
Building a following as an artist

10/29/2018 2:07:11 PM
Listening Spree

10/19/2018 2:34:43 PM
IN ORDER TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN THE MUSIC BIZ YOU HAVE TO BE MENTAL

10/19/2018 12:17:55 PM
APOTCOLYPSE NOW

10/14/2018 12:37:11 PM
Music Modernatization Act-explained in detail-article link

10/11/2018 4:22:13 PM
The Music Modernization Act Signed into Law, A Message from CEO Michael Huppe

10/2/2018 3:44:56 PM
VOYAGER TWO. piano interpretation of its travels

9/28/2018 3:50:45 PM
Teens break into Colorado weed shop and steal oregano instead of pot

9/27/2018 4:48:33 PM
Recently i have completed

8/27/2018 4:56:14 PM
Road to Discovery-featuring Duane flock and Paul Wainwright

8/24/2018 12:14:07 AM
Away for some time. major fixing -structural problems to my house

7/25/2018 12:40:33 PM
Steve April scores on spotify on indie featuring station

7/24/2018 1:14:08 PM
I crawled Inside a piano and found a mouse

7/24/2018 11:48:45 AM
Current Projects I am doing or near done

7/23/2018 6:30:01 PM
Keep songs simple -instrumentals and w lyrics

7/19/2018 11:08:45 PM
today was dunging out studio time

7/18/2018 1:25:49 PM
Doing Covers

7/8/2018 11:30:07 AM
Drake’s ‘Scorpion’ Becomes The First Album To Hit 1 Billion Streams In Its First Week

7/6/2018 1:54:16 PM
Fundraiser for bluevoodoo lead singer guitarist article. help ricks heart

7/1/2018 9:11:38 PM
The internet in China, how it is changing with new rules

6/30/2018 11:36:18 PM
CANADA DAY JULY 1st HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CANADA AND ALL CANUCKLEHEADS

6/30/2018 8:32:54 PM
Wasp flew out of my

6/29/2018 1:33:03 PM
Speaking of the Beatles, here are all 213 songs they did rated first to worst

6/29/2018 12:52:20 PM
Norms Featured Artist of the Week on Desperado Revue thebluevoodoo

6/26/2018 3:11:38 PM
Sound Exchange report, Capitol Hill and Sirius XM Settlement $150 million

6/26/2018 12:05:48 PM
My Hope for Peace and Love throughout this world. We need it. It's Time

6/26/2018 1:32:54 AM
Why do I keep breaking my little toe

6/24/2018 12:06:50 PM
I came from another dimension via a wormhole

6/22/2018 2:23:31 PM
why we need a SPACE FORCE

6/14/2018 11:40:18 PM
45 45 45 45

6/14/2018 11:33:46 PM
LEGO'S ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6/14/2018 10:31:05 PM
Its a way of escape. when the pain becomes unbearable. the only way out

6/3/2018 8:22:47 PM
Artist I am promoting shoots up to #1 at CHSR Fredricton N B

5/26/2018 10:59:33 AM
Way past a haircut

5/25/2018 12:42:35 PM
Breakfast

5/24/2018 1:47:47 PM
will I be banned for doing this.

5/24/2018 1:32:02 PM
Cockroach milk-the new super food

5/23/2018 9:47:55 AM
It's a game

5/22/2018 12:41:23 PM
US EX PATS in Canada and elsewhere

5/22/2018 11:06:58 AM
political pipeline

5/21/2018 5:24:34 PM
broke my eensy weensy bitty toe

5/20/2018 2:47:57 PM
Trust Fund boy or girl

5/19/2018 3:34:16 PM
Ice Cream

5/18/2018 11:26:35 AM
Directing Traffic, helping make this world a better place

5/16/2018 6:48:28 PM
YouTube just added songwriter, label and publisher credits to millions of songs

5/16/2018 9:11:21 AM
Tracking releases to radio, and racoons eat my fish

5/14/2018 11:05:56 AM
Summertime and the call of the wild

5/11/2018 2:59:38 PM
Phone rings, "hey do you still have the goats for sale"

5/10/2018 12:31:06 PM
ZUCKERBURG THE FACE OF FACEBOOK getting questioned

5/10/2018 12:20:27 PM
PURGING AND CLEANING THE SWAMP. what a job

5/8/2018 12:46:59 PM
LETS MAKE MUSICIANS GREAT AGAIN!

5/6/2018 2:41:54 PM
I've gone rogue

5/4/2018 2:27:24 PM
planting potatoes -just keep planting potatoes

5/2/2018 5:10:18 PM
YOU ME HAVE NO RIGHTS , you dont think so, you are deceived if you do

5/1/2018 12:55:14 PM
George Carlin on global warming

4/30/2018 11:16:15 PM
We are getting stupider, dumber, and you cant stop it. that is why music and everything else is going to hell

4/26/2018 4:43:35 PM
The U.S. House of Representatives passed the Music Modernization Act (H.R. 5447) by a unanimous vote - 415-0.

4/10/2018 11:23:30 AM
Song with Sax player Paul Wainwright FLY INTO SPACE

3/24/2018 5:58:04 PM
Dropping for a Spell

12/23/2017 5:00:00 PM
Need some input, is this song appropriate for cdbaby spotify radio?

12/17/2017 4:12:59 PM
Music don't owe anybody a living

12/14/2017 2:13:34 PM
Project I am going to be helping promote

12/14/2017 1:52:28 PM
The Accidental Origin of the Hit Song ‘American Woman’

11/28/2017 4:52:23 PM
in the early 70s I wanted to be a Sportscaster

11/27/2017 5:08:02 PM
CANADA DAY TO BE RENAMED CANNABIS DAY ! JULY 1st!!

11/23/2017 2:05:11 PM
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS SLAMS WESTCOAST

11/12/2017 3:39:06 PM
me

11/12/2017 11:34:40 AM
Christmas songs and stations

11/11/2017 2:02:35 PM
REMEMBRANCE DAY -CANADA and ARMISTICE DAY US FRANCE

11/11/2017 1:51:34 PM
HAWKING

11/10/2017 2:54:51 PM
wait a damn bloody minute, who is this Verity Keen,who is she,really?

11/10/2017 2:30:54 PM
anyone see 60 minutes program on Prodigy ALMA DEUTSCHER stunningly amazing

11/9/2017 1:50:51 PM
GATES OF HELL VIDEO .

11/9/2017 12:13:35 PM
somebody posted in the political!!!

11/7/2017 5:30:03 PM
my new songs this year

11/3/2017 12:14:48 PM
Idiots Of The Internet

11/1/2017 1:11:36 AM
A very warm october day , then snow perhaps soon!

10/29/2017 8:15:09 PM
Time out for music today

10/25/2017 4:47:39 PM
Back in the Promo saddle

10/18/2017 3:59:31 PM
So many artists, so much music. how the hell did I find myself here?

10/18/2017 12:01:50 PM
Gord Downie Tragically Hip singer passes away at 53

10/13/2017 2:44:04 PM
My greatest Joy

10/9/2017 7:47:19 PM
When in doubt do a cover song

10/3/2017 6:48:11 PM
a dream said play these notes

10/2/2017 11:39:25 PM
TMZ reported Petty was “still clinging to life” media pulling back obit announcements

9/30/2017 11:26:37 PM
A STORY OF FOUR PEOPLE

9/30/2017 1:47:00 PM
Can you spare a half hour a week to listen to IMP artists ?

9/28/2017 2:02:51 PM
Sweet Baby Blues with duane flock and paul wainwright

9/22/2017 12:59:58 PM
Current happenings w Bryinski. lots going on in my world-of course!! its never boring!

9/16/2017 2:50:21 PM
My Love Calls-a single coming out October 1st

9/15/2017 1:16:12 PM
Stargazer-new release by Bryon Tosoff

8/25/2017 2:17:28 PM
reach top ten on the "X" terresterial radio in Kamloops jazz albums charts

8/21/2017 7:30:44 PM
Pandora approved my first album ! holding to the dream album!! exciting

7/26/2017 2:36:04 PM
I got verified on Spotify!



IndieMusicPeople.com

IAC Prime Member

   

Bryon Tosoff

6/22/2018 2:23:31 PM

why we need a SPACE FORCE
Why, Why do we need a SPACE FORCE , first of all , it is obvious we need protection, they, the aliens are out there, I have a number of aliens, weirdos and dumb-asses and just so many lunatics here at IMP, and really they are not of this earth honestly, you see, this alien invasion was started way before facebook or IMP, it was started when humans decided to evolve from the chicken gumbo and slime and goo and the melting pot of the steamy piles of gunk that swirled about as the earth cooled, well these horrible aliens knew what was going on, and could heard the bubbling of a new awakening on earth, so these aliens started to build space craft to reach the earth and had some trouble doing so initially, it took like a billion years before they managed to take off from their planet and kookamunga, around the north star, so they set off on their journey and were detected by NASA in the 50s or 60s, as you can see they took a long time to get here from Kookamunga but finally they arrived on earth, Over time they mingled around and buzzed and flitted about and then came the internet, well you can imagine their joy about that, cause they could reach far more people using this technology, are you catching my drift, getting what I am leading up to, well these creatures, aka aliens sent out for re-reinforcements and they arrived faster then the first batch of invaders of our fine earth Well as the internet developed and grew these little creatures, some not so little, some had big heads and a little body, others had small heads and a big body, I think it was the diet some were on, also some had no heads and no feet but a big gut, just like some humans, well as time went by and the aliens came and came and came, this Space Force was secretly being built, with the technology these nasties brought with then , you there was this collusion going on between the humans and the aliens, then the humans started to wonder ,what the hell are we doing letting this aliens be a part of our planet , we have to put a stop to this, so apparently a big will was built around the earth in the late 60s during the Apollo era to prevent a big alien invasion, and the astronauts noticed creatures and aliens on the moon, and it was obvious another mass invasion was being planned by these creatures, but bigger then the one from Kookamunga, well fast forward to the 2018 year, the one you are experiencing right now, even as you read about it before your very eyes, as I type this on the blog at the pipeline, well, now these aliens are very smart and plotted and planned about how to really take over the earth, especially America, well here we are in the 21st century and social media is now the way these aliens are getting their word out some are here at IMP but most are from facebook, some from twatter and twitter ,others on youboob or places like that, Anyways, there has been a lot of fear mongering going on and rightly so, aliens are bad, really bad, so be careful

Anyways, social media aliens are the ones to be really freaked about , these are the ones to be aware of, and they are indeed from outer space and now at this very moment these aliens are penetrating and infiltrating your minds with their powerful and debilitating dumbing down of your brains as they turn it in mush and mash from their immense energy. Yes, a Space Force is needed, so we must build a outer wall around the earth to protect our planet from these evil beings, the size of gnats . recent studies have shown that billions of them surround each human being as they fly hither and fro. of course these are the baby aliens, the big ones are like bigger, from what I have heard from my sources at CNN and BSMSM it is a epidemic, and people really dont know they are becoming dumber and stupider each day as they use Facebook, Twitter, Twatter, youboob and other such mind numbing places, This is really from which these evil aliens are working from, the social media platform, it is a dangerous thing, as many of you already know, because you too spend way too much time f-cking around wasting time , wasting your life, and getting worn down and turning into aliens yourself, frankly, these aliens from Kookamuna know what they are doing, they are controlling you and manipulating you and shooting your brains up with horrible shit ,even at this very moment as you read this warning , from me, honestly you have to be aware of this horrible awful thing that is happening to our society ,but this is what is really happening, and you wont believe me and go about your routines and daily lives thinking everything is fine and dandy and ok, when in fact it is not!!!! ALIENS ARE REAL and we need protection , that is why we do need SPACE FORCE too blow up the internet first then the invaders to protect us from becoming a swirly mass of goo and guck like way back in the beginning of time......have a nice day and hope you got your spray to kill this alien invasion, small bottles of SPACE FORCE are also available. look it up on Google.


Add Comment

Paul groover

6/22/2018 5:30:33 PM


I will join as long as i get to be Spock


Add Comment

Stoneman

6/22/2018 5:44:35 PM


What the aliens fail to realize is that there is a weird obsession with guns here. Everybody has them. We won't mind the invasion as long as they don't take away our guns. We won't mind being imprisoned as long as there are guns available to protect us from us. Any attempts at disarming us will be the cause of their destruction. We love our guns more than our children, parents and even our God. We are willing to kill or even die for our gun rights. Bring on the aliens. Their just targets for a big gun shoot. Woo Hoo! Errrrbody in the house get cocked and loaded! Space Force maceporse. Just a friggin waste force as in wasted money.


Add Comment

Paul groover

6/22/2018 6:24:04 PM


I was once in a RAF Nimrod for 7 and 1/2 hours when i was 15, Air training Corp 1295 Peterhead. You could see the darkness of space and the curve of the earth we were really high that day. The closest i have ever been to space. Just for a few hours you forget about your little life and go and hunt russian submarines in the Atlantic Ocean. All very Red October but very real in the 80,s. The best bit by miles was we was refuelled by a Vulcan bomber. It was beautiful but evil looking at the same time. Things take on a splendour at high altitudes because u can see them for what they are without distortion of atmosphere at lower levels. If you stepped outside at that altitude you would be dead in seconds. No the best bit was the bulbous window on the Nimrod where you could stick your head in and look 360 degrees


Add Comment

Bryon Tosoff

6/22/2018 6:47:53 PM


Paul, too cool. Awesome experience you had!!!!!!better then a fake asshat made up story about Space Force, Aliens and gnats, LOL


Add Comment

Scott

6/22/2018 6:58:02 PM


The problem is he wants a space force at the same time he wants to cut social security and medicare.


Add Comment

Bryon Tosoff

6/22/2018 7:09:07 PM ---- Updated 6/22/2018 7:13:18 PM


this is and was not intended to be serious, I was fking around. but then, one has to read through the entire dumbass story.but I guess, it was to be expected LOL you people need to step back and ease up, life goes on, for the fk of it it was a joke FFS
for the fuck of it FFS HA LOL making it political when it was never meant to be, FFS


Add Comment

Bryon Tosoff

6/22/2018 7:29:59 PM


ONWARD TO FIGHT THE BAD ALIENS ,MAY THE SPACE FORCE BE WITH YOU@@


Add Comment

Paul groover

6/22/2018 7:33:26 PM


The simple fact is that there is a whole industry devoted to munitions and arms sales. It takes up quite a bit of American as well as UK and Euro interests to supply it. They supply anyone with the capital to buy it. We should have shut down all War industries after WW2. The fucking Nuclear bomb destroy a whole city in one blast. Think about this AI controlled Nuclear weapons in space orbiting


Add Comment

Bryon Tosoff

6/22/2018 7:42:08 PM


indeed that is true, every country pretty much has got what it takes to obliterate humans from the face of the earth. although I think mother earth will probably kill us off before that with exploding volcanoes earthquakes and plaques, she will empty her barrels on us soon enough, us stupid arrogant human beings will be wiped out by mother earth


Add Comment

SILVERWOODSTUDIO

6/22/2018 9:31:32 PM



Best thread ever---unfortunately I fell off my stool reading this, and cracked open my head-----and ALL these tiny creatures started pouring out the crack and danced around me in a circle holding hands, cackling like morons . They are tiny, and I wounded a few with a can of fly spray, but the rest disappeared through a crack in the floor. Luckily we have free medicare here in New Zealand or I would have to send Bryon my medical bill-------


Add Comment

Scott

6/22/2018 10:19:02 PM


Bryon you always make Trump references and since he has recently pushed for a space force you can't blame me for making that connection. In addition, you may not find him so funny if you lived here in US. :)


Add Comment

Bryon Tosoff

6/22/2018 10:23:04 PM


FFS Scott I don't always make Trump references .that is a HUGE stretch . Lol.smh


Add Comment

Stoneman

6/23/2018 5:32:29 PM


The arrogance of it all is what throws me. He actually thinks that we have the capability to fight an entity that travels millions of miles in seconds and has probably seen the outer edges of the universe. To think that some Donnie rigged space force is going to be able to deal with that is ridiculous. If they exist, they are technologically superior to us. Best bet is to try to make friends and hope they are willing.


Add Comment

Bryon Tosoff

6/23/2018 9:52:20 PM


They are the size of gnats, when I was in colorado I saw a mothership and out came 3 small ships about the size of a star wars fighter, except like saucer shape, the mother ship was cigar shaped, this was in the year 1964 . when they landed I was surprised to see what came out of the small saucer. freaking little no seums ,I thought, these are mosquitoes from another planet, my brother and I had a campfire going, and they all came and gathered around in a circle. whispering weird shit,like have a nice place here and how did you start that fire , with a fire gun, then thye get in your ears and buzz around, damn they were annoying. finally I took out my bug spray and began shooting it at them, and started spitting green little snots at us, then I blew a huge fart and did it stink ,that was the last straw for them, away they went and i guess that is what made them take off eh. good Canuck technology ,a stinky fart. who needs Space Force when you have Space farts LOL


i have other UFO stories that are quite entertaining. like when I was down at Deer Lake in Burnaby, BC but save that for another time

have a nice night and dont let those little space gnats bite Ar ar


Add Comment

Stoneman

6/24/2018 1:35:17 AM


i hate those tiny fuckers. they come up from my plumbing and buzz around my house like they own it. I kill'm on sight. Fuck insects rights. They only have the right to die around here. They better warn their little alien friends. This is not a friendly place to visit.


Add Comment

Psyche's Muse

6/25/2018 4:40:40 PM ---- Updated 6/25/2018 4:43:25 PM


FYI - How many of you guys have ever heard about something called "G P S"? Without it we'd not be able to do all that we do with our cell phones and other such devices. GPS is VERY IMPORTANT and is the underpinnings of "OUR DIGITAL ECONOMY"(Billions of dollars of commerce!). "THIS"... (our GPS) NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED!!! And "THIS" is what "THAT"(the Space Force) is all about. It IS NOT just some "absurdity" dreamed up by President Trump. Just so everyone knows... you can even look it up I am sure. And maybe "THAT" is what you were actually intending to imply by your post here, Bryon??? Anyhow... Later one and all! -M-


Add Comment

Bryon Tosoff

6/25/2018 8:03:07 PM


Indeed. you got it through all that mash I provided. silly story, fun to improvise on the go. I lost my thought and there is one part of that extraneous crazy story that is messed up, but hey, if someone wants to read through it and get mental, cool


Add Comment
 

        ©2015-16 IndieMusicPeople.com      All Rights Reserved