Kelly
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6/3/2006 11:47:11 AM
This is AMAZING!
Wow! If today's email alone is all true (and it must be, because it states that it is), I'm in for a busy but highly successful day!
I have been one of five selected to win two million dollars! If that doesn't pan out, no worries... appearantly there is a way of wiping out all debt legally, at no cost to me whatsoever, if I just follow the right link. But it gets better, people! At last, someone has discovered a revolutionary way to make my baby stay sleeping through the night if I'm willing to take just three minutes to learn a new whispering technique. Looks like my writing carreer is finally about to take off too, because my poetry is about to be published in a "unique keepsake, hardcover, limited edition book". (That sounds so perfect for gift-giving, I can't wait!) What makes things better still? I can increase my penis size and go for hours! Hours!
Imagine how thrilled I am today; my life has been completely made over in just four or five emails! It's not even noon and already I'm rich, totally debt free, my kids are perfect, I'm successful, and I guess, considering I'm a girl, I'm now sexually self sufficient!
:)
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