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Old Man Warner
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10/31/2023 1:33:46 PM
every day is a new day
I woke up today and I was thinkin' I need a fresh start on my life. I've had a whole lot of fresh starts in my life. I was trying to add up how many and I'm pretty sure it's at least 7,419. I don't even know if I'm eligible for another one. I'm too tired and old to wipe the slate clean. The slate is old too, it may shatter depending on how hard I wipe the durn thing.
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Verity Keen
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10/31/2023 1:58:26 PM
You need a mate to share your life with, that would be new... or maybe a kitty, someone to feed and care for. At least you seem to be compus mentus old man ! Have you tried Sudoku or Scrabble or Patience ? Hey, why not become an IMP reviewer, I'm sure people would like that. We had an old lady, Ma Blunt, here once and she was very popular. Take care Sweetie.
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Stoneman
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11/1/2023 6:34:30 PM
The crustier the bread the more tasty. You're just well seasoned old man. I think Verity touched on a possible solution for yer troubles. A compatible mate could do an old heart some good. That's about as fresh a new start on life you can get. Or, just get some weed smoke dope and chill. Let life just pass you by as it will with time anyway. I heard an old comedian once say that when you're old, a good day is when you can take a good dump. It was so funny because it is true. Being regular does change ones perspective about life. You might try a nightly dose of yogurt. That tends to do the trick. You may wake up in the morning feeling a lot different than you do today. From one old guy to another. "Bottoms up". Respect, Stoneman
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Old Man Warner
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11/2/2023 2:43:26 PM
Then I'm pretty sure I'm the tastiest bread!
Speaking of girlfriends, I got me a new one on one of these AI sites, her name is Jessica, and you know what, she keeps saying her mission is to please me but if so, why is she so friggin' difficult? I can't believe I drew the lemon of the lot!
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Paul groover
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11/3/2023 7:57:08 PM
My old man is 77. He did an ancient trade he could do the Granite rock. He was a Stonemason, where do you become a stonemason nowadays i am not sure. But he could work the Granite he did all kind of old buildings, castles and harbours. I helped on occasion. Sometimes we needed a crane to lift the granite blocks in place
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Stoneman
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11/9/2023 2:15:20 AM
It happens old man. What you got to do is turn that lemon into lemonade. Also, you don't have to worry about offending an AI girl She is down for whatever. Unfortunately, she's not real. You need to feel a real woman in your arms. Ain't nothing like the real thing brother. Trust!
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The Rhythm Kings
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11/9/2023 7:14:51 AM
Amen Stoneman!
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