10/11/2007 1:42:35 PM
Pyjamas
An octopus walks into a bar and says 'I can play ANY musical instrument you like'. An Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. An Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Jerry Lee. A Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes, then the Scotsman says 'Whats wrong - can ye no play it?'. The octopus says 'Play it ? -I'm gonna fuck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off !
he he he
;)
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