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fly on the wall
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3/6/2008 7:19:52 PM
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue
Not really, that's just a line I use when I'm on the prowl. Then I get the girl so drunk she thinks I'm good even if I'm slobbering on her navel.
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3/6/2008 7:22:12 PM
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fly on the wall
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3/6/2008 7:45:55 PM
See, it works. :~D
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3/7/2008 3:19:49 AM
ha ha
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srm
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3/7/2008 5:13:30 AM
To quote Woody Allen (it's true for me as well) -
"I was involved in a very good example of oral contraception once. I asked this girl to go to bed with me... and she said "no".
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Hugh Hamilton
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3/7/2008 7:45:13 AM
Sussing out the identity of the fly is a fun little pasttime. It's been some number of months, though, and I'm no closer to an answer than I was at the beginning...lately I've been having my suspicions that the fly is really a pseudo-male manifestation of a certain eccentric lady's multiple personae...??
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srm
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3/7/2008 8:04:11 AM
You could well be right. I wouldn't be too surprised.
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3/7/2008 8:06:30 AM
My friends may accuse me of being paranoid but the wording of your comment Mr Hamilton is leading me to believe that YET AGAIN you are slapping another mysterious incarnation upon me. I apologise if I have misread your speculation.
This time I am quite offended because.... as much as I love Fly (as many people seem to around here - both genders) I don't think there is anyway I could dream up some of his little adventures. No offense Fly, you do have a certain immunity to normal critisism)
I just wonder who else Hughie has me marked down as...and I am actually now wondering if this wild accusation is designed to deflect attention from himself haha. I definitely read some Hugoisms in Fly's patter on occasion - :)
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Hugh Hamilton
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3/7/2008 8:11:42 AM
Wait - I thought I was YOU...
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srm
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3/7/2008 8:31:44 AM
You could BOTH be right.
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The Black Orchids
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3/7/2008 9:15:59 AM
I can tie two together with my tounge, but it's never made me any money....
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fly on the wall
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3/7/2008 9:33:02 AM
Horacio,
You're severely mistaken. Soodonymph's bootay is much nicer than mine. You might like my biceps though. :~D
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Delilah
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3/7/2008 12:29:45 PM
I'll give ya a 20 to see yur abs. ;)
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3/7/2008 12:30:17 PM
I like to live dangerously, and although I don't know the true identity of Fly (well actually I think that is his true identity) I decided to write him a song to let him know how I feel.
just for Fly
Now I hope this doesn't open the door to any other jealous insects....:)
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Hugh Hamilton
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3/7/2008 12:32:35 PM
I have to repeat the same comment I just left on your page:
HAHAHAHAHAH! Listening to Mr. Fly - and waiting for the other shoe to drop...hmm, a minute and eight seconds, and no mention of a zipper yet...?
xxoo,
H
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO
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3/7/2008 12:38:14 PM
----fly sees all ----------knows all--------
fly is here to keep us from getting swollen headed-------fly is in our soup---buzzing in our ear---shitting on our toast!
----------fly is the annoying buzz on an otherwise perfect recording!
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3/7/2008 12:39:26 PM
Aah, trust Hugh to turn a beautiful declaration of love into a "nudge nudge wink wink" haha
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Delilah
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3/7/2008 12:53:13 PM
Soo - in honor of yur fly song I hope yer won't mind me burrowing yur mask!
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fly on the wall
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3/7/2008 12:57:05 PM
Mmm-mmm, I thought you might love me Miss Soo when I saw your porch ornamented with what seemed to be an overabundance of flypaper rolls, each with a singular heart tied to the bottom.
I heard that part about being too small to get it on. I'll have you know I make the wasps run for cover when I'm aroused. You do have such good taste in diptera, you are a wise flygirl to choose me over this sad group of pipeline loozers. :~D I plan to fly onto your balcony a.s.a.p. There is so much love in your voice that my wings are tingly.
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Hugh Hamilton
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3/7/2008 1:06:32 PM
I'm exercising as much restraint as I can muster to refrain from unleashing the "W.A.S.P. in the hood" persona on an unsusptecting IAC community...lol...
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The Man With No Band
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3/7/2008 4:04:05 PM
Soo ! ... I just heard your LOVE Song ...
Bwahahahahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahhhahhahha !!!! Wa !
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fly on the wall
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3/7/2008 5:15:10 PM
It's not funny, Man w/ no band. It's poignant.
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3/7/2008 5:20:05 PM
Nymph, in response to your Ode to Mr Fly ... I've never felt more creeped out yet hysterically induced at the same time. Smoke is coming out of my ears... and that hasn't happeded to me since I tried to use my brain for problem solving. You're a very lucky insect Mr Fly... looks like you won't have to keep yourself zipped up for long !
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Chris Hance
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3/7/2008 5:26:53 PM
Aye, music site.
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