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fly on the wall
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3/12/2008 8:17:13 PM
NY Governor's call girl charges $5000 an hour. I only charge $60 to female artists.
If you call in the next 5 minutes, I even throw in this customized poem which I Email you the next day.
Of all the girls I've loved before
(insert name here), you were something more
Your naked bod so loverly.
I mighta even did it for free
Please answer your Email satisfaction survey and for every 3 referrals I'll give you a freebie (no holidays).
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srm
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3/12/2008 11:12:57 PM
I didn't think the Frontpage blogs were supposed to be used for shameless self-promotion. (Let me know if you get any hits)
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Hugh Hamilton
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3/13/2008 3:47:47 AM
I haven't heard Larree's "Fair Trade" on a single radio station or network. Nor was it instantly placed at No. 1 on the Big 50. I simply can't figure this out!
What do you charge male artists? Just asking for a friend.
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Steve Ison
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3/13/2008 4:47:01 AM
Yeh fly..Its obviously sexual discrimination if you don't offer the same service to men..
You seem like a guy who stays on the right side of the law-so presumably male clients ARE accepted and serviced as per females by you..
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Tony Vani and Debbie Hoskin
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3/13/2008 7:20:11 AM
We're waiting for your answer Fly! You appear to be hesitating.
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Hugh Hamilton
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3/13/2008 8:03:35 AM
Money is power. Power is corrupting. Do the math. I'll stay broke.
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Hugh Hamilton
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3/13/2008 8:20:39 AM
I charge ten cents per square foot. My schedule's fairly...um...wide open...at the moment, too.
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fly on the wall
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3/13/2008 8:24:39 AM
Obviously some of you are used to dealing with sleeze on the street. I'm an escort service, I pick and choose who I deal with. Even if 3 men are in line here wanting a date, this doesn't bother me. A lot of men want me. Sometimes they offer to pay for my time just to get tips on life and love, since they're clearly oafish and unsophisticated. :~D However I don't even sell my trade secrets to men who seem too inept to utilize my techniques, like you 3 rubes. I do know a woman who fronts a punk band who will pay you $35 (Split it up) to get it on in a 3some in front of her. Let me know if you want her cellphone # but just to let you know upfront, she will ask you to dress up like characters from Pinocchio.
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Hugh Hamilton
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3/13/2008 8:26:52 AM
Hahahaha - I'm pretty sure I just cracked the fly's identity. But I'll keep it to myself. LOL!
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Hugh Hamilton
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3/13/2008 8:28:02 AM
I got dibs on Pinocchio...that long nose can come in handy...
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fly on the wall
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3/13/2008 8:53:37 AM
Okay, Larreee can be Gepetto and Steve Iseman can be Jiminy Cricket. I will phone my friend Cassandra, she will be very pleased. I hope you don't mind but I take a cut of the $35 for a finder's fee. Debi, there's a part for the Blue Fairy if you're game.
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Tony Vani and Debbie Hoskin
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3/13/2008 3:23:58 PM
Blue Fairy? Cool! I'll take it!
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The CODE
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3/13/2008 5:09:26 PM
Hugh - 'Dibs' Not heard that one in a long time!!!
Debs - beware of the blue fairy!!!!
Fly - $5.00 (love you long time!!!)
Goodnight!!!
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3/14/2008 1:34:45 AM
Fly, I'm sorry but this is the big dumperoonie for you mate. You are too open about your goings on and I fear my reputation may be suffering. It was good while it lasted - some things are just not meant to be however. We have too many problems to overcome but mostly your big mouth :)
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fly on the wall
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3/14/2008 1:43:36 AM
---- Updated 3/14/2008 1:47:51 AM
What reputation are you speaking of? If anything you were elevated by the association. :~D
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3/14/2008 1:53:01 AM
What a pompous little creature you are - I did more for you than you realise made men envious and women curious about you. When Soodo speaks people listen - now Soodo is saying Bye Bye Fly
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3/14/2008 1:54:23 AM
Sorry - that's BYE BYE FLY
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fly on the wall
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3/14/2008 2:12:36 AM
That's your loss, you fickle bitch. I may remove your song from my station, so there! There are plenty of fish in the sea, I'm gonna get get in my boat and catch me some for supper.
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3/14/2008 2:30:04 AM
Well I went Fly fishing but look what I dredged up from the depths
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fly on the wall
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3/14/2008 2:40:37 AM
A trophy!
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3/14/2008 2:47:39 AM
Yeah like one of those you stuff and put in a glass box to show your friends!
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fly on the wall
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3/14/2008 3:02:51 AM
If you had me in a box, you'd take me on a tour to show my ass off. :~D
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