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fly on the wall
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5/13/2008 2:54:17 PM
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All my bosom buddies are female.
I have absolutely no interest in male bosoms. With this in mind, bosom is an underused word, don't you think? Everybody should make an effort to say it more often.
except for Red Robin because he drools as he types these things.
This is off the bosom topic but remember Mallo Cups? As a kid I used to collect the cardboard coins that came in Mallo Cups. One time I got a cardboard silver dollar, I was so excited I kept it in my shoe. I had I believe 7 dollars and some cents of Mallo Cup money and I sent it into the Mallo Cup company and about 2 months later I received my prize, a Mallo Cup. However, this Mallo Cup didn't have a coin in it. It had a phone number. I called the phone number and a woman answered. She said she was so impressed with my Mallo Cup coin collection that she would come to my house and give me a treat. I said okay and she showed up the next Tuesday wearing a slinky cowgirl suit. Since I was only 11 at the time my mother didn't appreciate her coming over to give me a treat. This did not phase the slinky cowgirl as she told me she'd meet me in the backyard. I went out there and she told me a long story about her boyfriend treating her badly. You may have heard of him - Bazooka Joe. I told her it sounds like she bit off more than she could chew. Anyway this ended with me telling her she could be my girlfriend if she let me call her Lois Lane. This insulted her and I never did get my treat. Fuck.
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srm
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5/13/2008 3:08:34 PM
Sounds like her bubble burst. But what can you expect from a Mallo cupcake?
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Roach up your nose
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5/13/2008 3:13:29 PM
Were you staring at her bosoms while asking her? ...at least you can blame it on youth... what do you think she would say now?
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Hugh Hamilton
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5/13/2008 5:15:13 PM
I've gotcher NIPPLE right HERE...insect.
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Gnat on your Neck
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5/13/2008 5:21:19 PM
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Duane Flock
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5/13/2008 8:23:09 PM
Bazooka Joe? I used to read the stupid comics in those.
Do they still make LOOK candy bars? How 'bout Chunkies? Cherry Its? Log Rolls?
Good N Plenty? Zeros? ....................... Damn, where's the 7-11?
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5/14/2008 12:21:06 AM
So what happened to the "Bosom" story Fly ? or was it just a passing observation ?
What a funny old fashioned word is 'bosom' the sort of things you would find in an industrial weight brassiere no doubt and probably belonging to some matronly district nurse with thick brown stockings and flat black laced up shoes. A lady with 'bosoms' is probably wearing rollers and a hairnet at this minute and drinking milk stout while nibbling custard creams and watching Coronation Street (pardon the Brit refs)
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Larz Boah
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5/14/2008 12:28:09 AM
...stop turning him on Jilly!.. heh heh
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RedRobin
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5/14/2008 2:11:57 AM
"I have absolutely no interest in male bosoms. With this in mind, bosom is an underused word, don't you think? Everybody should make an effort to say it more often.
except for Red Robin because he drools as he types these things."
....Hmmm....Female bosoms, boobies, breasts, titties, bazookas, nipples....Forget me drooling, I'm touching cloth!!
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5/14/2008 9:29:53 AM
They still have Chunkys but they don't taste the same. I think the original Chunkys had cocaine in them. haha
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Larz Boah
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5/14/2008 11:04:24 PM
No wonder they made the chewer 'nutty'.. heh
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