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9/21/2007 2:37:00 AM
It aint gonna happen
Well I'd like to know if I should rename this song to "It is gonna happen" does Nostra Dumbass have negative or positive vibes about the song's success I'm wondering
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9/21/2007 3:01:36 AM
you have a lot of nerve. @#%~! Since I'm feeling charitable, here is my answer: The words and music in this song send messages in opposite directions. it's charming yet alarming to those who listen to your soul tones. Will you find your festival? As for your other bigger dream - you are not fully in touch with your utter essence yet. When you get there you will know and so will the world.
you ask the uncanny one about a song, which requires him to listen??
If you want to enough, your feet will mOVE on their own.
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9/21/2007 3:07:52 AM
Oh Uncanny one, I didn't think you would need to listen, I thought you would just feel the vibes somehow, I'm sorry to impinge on your valuable time and most humbly grateful for you unquestionable insight. I await 'my essence' with baited breath - MMx
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9/21/2007 3:16:26 AM
I just noticed your blog Nostrdumbass, we are indeed honored, your reputation precedes you.
I sincerely hope that members of our community will not take advantage of your generous offer. We had the prospect of another soothsayer on here recently but she disappeared in a puff of smoke.
With your _script being so large I foresee a very 'long' thread (thanks to Carolyn for that joke)
Thanks from Verity
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9/21/2007 8:22:53 AM
They apparently do not dare. The forbidden truth is often something to fear. It takes a brave soul to want to know the hidden realities directly from the mighty source. Nervous Nellies, step up to the plate and stare into my window. Wait til I put some clothes on first, though..
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9/21/2007 10:30:51 AM
What lies beyond the "No Dumping" sign at the end of Griffon Trail, you know, where Highview crosses it? It's in the ditch there with lots of brush and tall weeds covering it. I always wondered what that thing was.
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9/21/2007 3:23:27 PM
Ah, I know it well. What lies there is a large parcel of somebody's dreams, that unfortunately went amuck. Also if you dug around 9.3 feet down you'd find a mangled cardboard box containing several of Marilyn Monroe's undergarments, placed there by an associate of the Kennedys.
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9/21/2007 6:03:32 PM
Greetings Nostradumbass! (hope I spelled your name right) So glad you are here with us! I would be most grateful if you would share with me some of your wisdom, perhaps whatever you feel compelled to share. I hope I haven't left myself too wide open in front of all of my good friends here at IAC, afterall, I wouldn't want to tarnish my squeaky clean image. I am, however, feeling rather brave today. Do you have any messages for me, from beyond? I humbly thank you. debbie
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9/21/2007 6:12:06 PM
OK Nostradumbass.... SuperPuss is never afraid!!! What pearls of wisdom can you share that will enlighten my feline world?
Don't get it wrong now or I'll let my infamous bearhug loose on you!!!! :-D
SuperPuss
=^.^=
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9/21/2007 9:47:07 PM
Debbie, you want messages from beyond.. Okaay. Here is what the beyond is telling me about you..
You should learn to cast all doubts aside and let your energy flow. You are a good person and you can relax and be more self-assured than you are. You don't know your own strength. When you say squeaky clean image, that's an indication that something interesting lurks beneath the surface of what we see. Don't hesitate to open the door to that, because it is good for the spirit of an artist to show a broad spectrum of themselves. Unleash the colors when you feel the urge.
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9/21/2007 10:15:58 PM
Oh great and wise nostradumbass. Can you tell me lies in the great beyond of my future? What things will rise out of darkness into light? Shall the great dream ever be realized?
I await gour wisdom.
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9/22/2007 11:40:47 AM
Thank you Nostradumbass for your very kind words of encouragement. (I feel so bad calling you that)
I will take your advice and try to shed my squeaky clean coat! :-) Look out! Here comes IAC's next bad girl............Verity, when is the next party? Move over Jawz! I'm hopping on the table with you. LOL
I look forward to talking to you again Nostradumbass. You add a new dimension to IAC. Peace. deb
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9/22/2007 12:04:56 PM
Superpuss.. You on the other hand know your own strength.
but you must always remember that it is generated from within.
Your commanding physical presence is accompanied by a soft, sweet inner self. This can provide a difficult adjustment for shallow people. Always grant them a moment to think clearly.
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9/23/2007 12:31:25 AM
Oh great nostradumbass.
That is my future? See above post. I await your wisdom. -)
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9/23/2007 1:33:54 AM
Nostradumbass,
Your inspiration is much appreciated. Thank you :-)
Now, I must ask, where can we hear your music?
SuperPuss
=^.^=
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9/23/2007 3:05:52 AM
Two Silo Complex, do not be impatient, everyone gets a turn, but I proceed at my own pace. This is necessary to accumulate the proper current/circuit for my work.
What I see in regards to you is this great duality, an identity you live and an identity you choose.. A life that is difficult for you to swallow when there is this other focused spirit flowing within. In your future I see an explosion, a rebellion, where you cast your one life aside, at this time you'll almost have no choice in the matter. What will follow then is a very difficult period that is perhaps the lowest in your life at this juncture but when you rise from the ashes of that, you will have found a far better place for your psyche. As for your great dream, it will change as you evolve, I'm not getting a clear answer on whether or not you will attain it.
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9/23/2007 3:11:19 AM ---- Updated 9/23/2007 3:17:30 AM
Superpuss, if you listen closely to my words, you will hear my music lingering between your left temple and the deep blue sea.
Now, I will be away for a few days, I am going away to seek something that eludes me, you can continue to post your inquiries here but I will come back when the winds of Tymorrah call me.
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9/23/2007 10:52:33 AM
Dude you must be kidding? Right? Mr. Dumbass!
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9/23/2007 12:12:26 PM ---- Updated 9/23/2007 12:18:41 PM
I see in your future... that you may somebody find an untimely demise .. it could happen in a spamming incident..
Wait, I have one more prediction before I go. William J. Umson.....
hoho just kidding there. However, take heed, self-awareness is a distant relative to you, try to visit the old homestead more often, it will be enlightening, if you are able to absorb it all..
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9/23/2007 3:21:48 PM
Mr Nostril Dumbass, I have a prediction for you! This is a site for unsigned music artists. (Indie music ya know?). You won't last a month on this site!
Find a booth at the local carnivale brother!
PEACE
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9/23/2007 9:12:38 PM
Please Mr N D Ass!
Can you tell us what's at the bottom of that deep hole in our backyard-----in the wee shed there?
is it China?
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9/23/2007 9:34:52 PM
Hey Du Mass...eh Dumbass, where's me nuts? I know I left them here at IAC, but cannot find them now. They were singin' nuts, you know!
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9/23/2007 11:52:24 PM
ok man here what i want to know,, where can i find a reliable engineer for my studio work,one who will actually show up for the session,,, he cost $30 an hour ,, then he didnt show up,, oh yeah another thing,, where can i score some nugs,,,maybe then i can get some studio time
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9/24/2007 7:53:14 AM
Play nice! Or you'll all be sitting in your rooms for the day. No making fun of people who are a little bit different or who have unusual names that are easy to poke fun of.
With all respect to your sweet Mother; but what was she thinking when she called you Nostradumbass? You poor thing.........................
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9/27/2007 12:25:08 AM
William J. Urmson, this is a blog community. I have as much right to post here as you. Won't last a month? How come my thread is the only one you've ever posted on that I've seen. Seems it's your favorite thread ever, wouldn't you say? I also wanted to ask- aren't you the guy who gets dunked at the carnivale?
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9/27/2007 12:29:06 AM
SilverwoodStudio, you ask an intriguing question, even though you have no manners. At the bottom of the deep hole, then 6 ft. further under- is the best song you've ever written. You may never find it.
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9/27/2007 12:32:55 AM
SqirlyMurly, you ask where your nuts are. I'm sorry, they are not in the immediate vicinity, but if you really want them, you'll have to go here.
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9/27/2007 12:38:29 AM
Travelin Dan, how dare you. Do I look like the Musicians' Atlas? I didn't think so. Soo, I'd rather give you a reading. Okaay, here's what I see for you. You need to isolate yourself from the world for 4 days at sometime in the next month or so. Take your guitar, some simple recording device, and a notebook. Then, let the muse come thru your window and write the best songs you've ever written. You will spend one day of futility and sometime during the second day you will get over the hump and these amazing songs will come.
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9/27/2007 12:52:32 AM
Debbie, don't you worry. I can take all these heathens dish out!
To answer your question, my mother did not give me the name Nostradumbass. Actually my birth name is Jonathan. How I got the name is a strange story. I was hunting quail with my pa on a woodsy farm in Ohio. Snow was on the ground. I didn't really like hunting but mainly went along with it to please my pa, who had bought me a 30-06 for my 12th birthday. That day I climbed a tree upon my father's bequest and he was going to move thru the brush and try to scare up some quail. I had a delicious cup of hot chocolate for my day in the tree. I had placed it on a branch about 5 feet from my perch. Soo, we were only hunting for maybe 5 minutes when I decided I was bored and wanted my hot chocolate. I reached over but soon realized I had placed it where I couldn't quite reach it, as I was there in my perch with my thick jacket and my handwarmers and my gun and various other hunting paraphenalia which was blocking my approach to the hot chocolate. So I stood up and tried to balance on one leg to get my delightful beverage when I tripped up and fell off the tree, landing square on the back of my neck. I don't really remember much else as I lie there injured on the snowy ground. I heard my pa shouting but I also saw a will-of-a-wisp type character (sort of like Gazoo on the Flintstones) and he said to me in a deep voice "From now on, you shall be Nostradumbass". It may have been my dad saying that though, I was a bit woozy. Sidenote: as members of the hunting camp dragged me to the truck, a magnificent wild turkey crossed our path. It was so cute and gobbled with such soulfulness I vowed to never hunt again.
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9/27/2007 8:24:29 AM
Welcome back Nostradumbass!!!!!! And thank you for sharing your story! Sounds like you were not meant to be a Hunter! The universe had other plans for you. :-) deb
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9/27/2007 10:18:21 AM
Oh great ancient seer! I have seen the light! Your wisdom is legendary! So I ask you this troubling question.
Will the viagra i'm taking cause an erection that lasts for more than 4 hrs?
and speaking of that, the symbol you picked out resembles a joystick dude!
ROCK ON SIDESHOW!
P. S. I'm impressed your absolutely correct; your the only topic I've ever responded to! Either you did your homework or you really are the Great Nasty Dumbass!
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9/27/2007 11:26:19 AM
Who's the fairest rocker of them all?
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9/27/2007 11:59:21 AM
Thank you, oh wise one! Sylvia Brown will never compare to you!
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9/27/2007 6:16:28 PM
thanks for that--------------I actually enjoy your blog, and I am probably disrespectful in a generic sense------nothing personal!
so keep on with the intuitive stories-------Jonathon!
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9/27/2007 11:54:52 PM
Another bump for Silverwood and Larree. Keep the insights flowing Nostra!!
SuperPuss
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9/28/2007 12:10:51 AM
Like the Stones and Crazyhorse..I alreedy bean to de fORTunAte TelLeR..he he he
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9/28/2007 1:42:33 AM
William J., all I'm seeing is that when the Viagra salesman saw YOU coming into town, he turned to his ma and said "we done found our windfall, mama!"
an-nd that's not a joystick, if you click on the symbol it tells you what it means, that I, the immortal one, have all the answers. Did I tell you lately I am the immortal! Now git outa here, you freak!
{wink}
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9/28/2007 1:51:14 AM
Hugh Hamilton, you asked me a trick question. Cause any rocker knows by now that life ain't fair!
Excuse me, the answer to your question is coming to me. The fairest rocker in the land is ))))))))))))))))))))))
Bono!!
We know this because his foundation mentioned it in a newsletter.
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9/28/2007 1:55:09 AM
Silvia Brown I wasn't going for - but wouldn't you know it, as it turns out, Sylvia's mother said Sylvia's bizzay. Too bizzay to come
to the pho-one
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9/28/2007 2:00:44 AM
Larreee, I'm glad you like my verbal wampum. I decided to focus on you and try to make a proper reading.
Sooo, it was a hazy shade of winter until the words formed on the clouds of my coffee. Thing is, I didn't pick up an answer, rather, it just kept repeating the question "Where's the bong?"
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9/28/2007 2:12:51 AM
ROFPMSL Nostra!!!! That is a classic!!!! LOVE it !!!
SuperPuss
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9/28/2007 2:17:15 AM
I think is is strange, Oh seeing one, that your symbol means you have all the answers because if you notice mine means I have many questions - Unfortunately I have no question for you today for I dare not hear your answer unless it is what I want it to be.
Like Larree and the others I am always attracted to your blog and feel the power of your insight penetrating the proscenium of my pc - this has never happened to me before so maybe you are the ultimate answerer to the ultimate questioner? All I have to do now if find the ultimate question....mmm!
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9/28/2007 9:55:45 AM
Oh uncanny one! You have taken some of my best shots and are still standing! I bow to you! You have gained my respect! I leave you in peace! Before I go, I urge you one last time to ROCK ON SIDESHOW!!!!!!!!!!
PEACE from New Babylon! WJU
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9/29/2007 8:49:27 AM
Welcome to IAC, Nostradumbass. lol
so When's the next apocalypse?
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10/1/2007 2:33:02 AM
Verity, the ultimate answer to the ultimate question is silence. When you boil things down to an ultimate question, the winds seem to indicate that you, Verity, already know the respective answer whether you realize this or not.
About this statement that you dare not hear my answer unless it's what you want it to be -- I'm picking up that you want my answer to be a surprise and the Uncanny One rarely disappoints.
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10/1/2007 2:35:12 AM
Toby, you ask mockingly when the next apocalypse is. The answer is, when both of your girlfriends are at the same party. Whoops.
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10/1/2007 3:10:16 AM
:D:D:D!!!!!
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10/1/2007 11:17:39 AM
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10/1/2007 5:50:08 PM
A most entertaining read!
Hey, respectfully sir/madam, and not that it matters (much), but what is your gender?
And if you were Italian, would you be The Amazing CosyNostradumbass?
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10/10/2007 1:44:53 AM
Satch, I am male and my staff is long.
Speaking of la Cosa Nostra, this reminds me of a story from my youth. My peers were hazing me as I was making the ascent to Prophet of the First Order. They required that I enter this spaghetti shop which was a known front for the Cosa Nostra and ask if they sell sushi. The maitre de, who was the size of a giant condor, looked at me harshly and said "Is this supposed to be some kind of funny business?" I couldn't hold back the grin on my face and he got very angry, saying "Are you laughing at me? Are you laughing at me? Thinking quickly, I grabbed the grated cheese shaker, twisted off the top and jabbed, sending the entire contents into his face. I dashed from the scene. I could never walk down that street again for fear of having my legs broken. However, in what was a strange and some say foreboding irony, a few years later that restaurant burnt down,and in its place there came a sushi outlet. Go figure!
And Ver i ty..... your answer is so deep I must take time to contemplate all the possibilities..
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10/10/2007 7:32:12 AM
Welcome back Nostradumbass! You disappeared for a while so I decided to come looking for you........Thank you for joining us again.
Tell me Nostradumbass, do you have any new messages for me from beyond?
Thank you, debbie
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10/21/2007 5:21:42 AM
Debbie, I have 2 important messages for you from the mighty beyond..
First, in the next year you will be coming into your own, you are in the midst of the part of your life's journey that takes you to a butterfly from the cocoon. As you become braver, leadership qualities will emerge that surprise you, and all those around you.
The second message is, for the next 3 weeks, watch out for a man with a red sweater on, he wants to sell you Amway products and he's not taking no for an answer.
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10/21/2007 10:43:59 AM
Thank you Nostradumbass! Good to see you back. I don't know about coming out of this cocoon.........it's pretty safe and cozy in here! It's hard for the caterpiller to look up toward the sky and imagine being a butterfly. :-)
I await the guy with the red sweater! He will not push this caterpiller around! Furthermore, he will never under estimate the power of a caterpiller again. :-D
Thank you for your words of wisdom Nostradumbass! Have a great day! deb
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10/21/2007 5:14:20 PM
Everyone------burn those red sweaters!
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