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8/5/2008 11:13:10 AM
I noticed there were some troubled people on the pipeline so I returned to offer assistance.

11/13/2007 11:27:21 AM
The Lost Book of Nostradumbass

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Do you dare to find out what lies beyond??

8/5/2008 11:13:10 AM

I noticed there were some troubled people on the pipeline so I returned to offer assistance.


I'ts been awhile since I posted but I feel there is a need. I noticed some tension coming down the pike so let me overwhelm you with my netherly knowledge. I know all things about you. Ask me about your present or your future. The past bores me.

8/5/2008 12:27:18 PM

AMAZING!!!

8/5/2008 2:52:53 PM

You have no questions?

8/5/2008 4:44:56 PM

Will I die at the hands of fitful dwarves, as was foretold by my urologist, after 'reading' my water?

8/5/2008 5:12:50 PM

your cup shall runneth over... he he he

8/5/2008 5:14:08 PM

Pfft. I knew you were coming back.

8/5/2008 5:46:25 PM

I'm having trouble meeting women. Any tips on how to get with the babes?

8/5/2008 5:48:28 PM

Yeah, use a different pic.



sorry.

8/5/2008 6:04:08 PM

Hello Nostradumbass!!! So nice to see you! I would be most honoured if you would share with me, your insight into my future, or present. Thank you. Eye

8/5/2008 6:12:16 PM ---- Updated 8/5/2008 6:17:02 PM

what kind of doctor are you?...perhaps that will entice some searching mate......
after all, it's whats inside that counts and you'd better hope thats true....geez....
did ya have ta use yer mug-shot?!....put your false teeth back in , throw on yer
hospital garb and take a better pic, man!...after all, this is the world-wide IAC
Pipeline...not a little local newspaper!....hope that helps... heh

....oh, this wuz for 'Yes, I Am A Doctor'....and btw...can't ya come up with a better
name like Doctor Colby or maybe Doc Shock er Doc Smok, or Doc Schlock?... he he

8/5/2008 6:29:29 PM

If I needed netherly knowledge, I'd use my finger.

8/5/2008 6:42:57 PM

SRM,

no but those same dwarves are stealing your beer, regularly.

8/5/2008 6:44:31 PM

Kranky King,

Ahh, so you were the one who sent me my password, anonymously.

8/5/2008 6:47:02 PM

"Yes I am a doctor", here is your answer.

Tell the ladies you are a musician. Then link them to somebody else's mp3s.

8/5/2008 6:48:30 PM

Eye of Storm,

you may meet a very mysterious stranger soon. Trust your instincts when you do.

8/5/2008 6:50:36 PM

LyinDan,

Never trust a stinky finger for netherly knowledge.

8/6/2008 1:25:24 AM

All of life being explained as shades of grey/gray. For any instance that occurs (Driving down the road you witness a confrontation between a large well built man and a petit woman) and having an action questioning or proving to be criminal, immoral, indecent etc.. (The man takes a full swing of his arm connecting with the face of the woman.) The Black (He has used a physical and mental advantage and committed a horrible crime and should be punished to the full extent of the law) and White (She is a helpless victim due any and all sources of help needed to protect as well as recover) seems evident and absolute. But all actions, situations and instances are only a minute slice of an endless number of slices encompassing both of their entire lives. And if traced backward layer by layer (He had never hit a person ever in his life before that moment) even though the Black will remain a Black (She had just sold the engagement ring for cash after rejecting his marriage proposal) we can find many justifiable catalysts (When the jewelers called to ask for the authenticity paperwork he became suspect and had followed her to the hotel sharing the location of the incident. Finding she was having an affair with a man that was introduced as an old friend who spent frequent moments with them both) leading to a cause propelling such an action=Reaction.

Another issue is racism. In South Africa I could understand the hatred and violence
that was an everyday situation coming from the native and dark skinned against the government and the whites after witnessing the poverty, treatment and living conditions they are existing in. However after several life threatening and injury causing incidents involving close friends and coworkers I found myself suspect distant untrusting and aggressive towards everyone who was dark skinned. And only if they were dark skinned. So much travel around the world living with many different races and cultures without any feelings like this. I had been to Africa before and spent 2 months in Kenya with the Masai and never felt anything like this. It really upset me to find this in myself. But I began to understand how racism can breed itself on both sides very easily and understandably with reason.

In the end I find all things to be shades of grey. Except one. My grandfather called it class and manners. I call it Humanity. In no moment of life is there any lack of ability or reason to not come from a place of Class and Manners (Humanity). It is Black and White. And the Fuel/Cure for the World.

My question for you is this. With the shrinking of the world and increased blending of race and culture at some point down the road I am sure every human being will be the same color. I am not sure exactly what shade it will be not it does not matter. Will this be enough to mark the point in evolution where the human race lives as one being and a part of a larger whole?

PopiKoK

8/6/2008 8:16:29 AM

Well, whatever color it is, the bitches will always deserve a good smack in the face occasionally, won't they?

8/6/2008 9:18:32 AM

PopiKok,

the answer is no, even if we were all the same color, our sex organs would still be different sizes. The chaos would go on.

I should add that the first time this phenomenon you speak of will occur is in 3732, when for a brief time, all human beings will be purple.

Your question also doesn't take into account that 0.6% of humans are chosen superhumans who are far more enlightened than the rest. This will always be true and the remaining common folk will always be jealous of these special individuals.

8/6/2008 9:32:32 AM

O.K. Nostradumbass .... I'll take a shot ....
Although I am very happy I find a couple of holes in my life I'd like to see filled ....

I am missing a good woman and a good sound engineer ... any chance these holes will be filled before I die ?

Oh .... and how long will my next jail stint be ? .... :)

8/6/2008 9:44:15 AM

TMWNB,

Forget about a sound engineer. You can either mooch off a collaborative partner online or learn to do it yourself. Not impossible but I see in the future that you are not inclined to pursue the difficult route.

A good woman is in the cards, but only after you put yourself in a position to succeed. Again this is not something that happens simply. You must submerge yourself into a real, practical campaign of seeking. Spend 6 months heavy in the water. Then right when you are giving up on it, she will arrive.

You won't spend any more time in jail because you have actually been acquiring some common sense in this current version of yourself, even though you prefer to deny this.

8/6/2008 10:03:23 AM

.... but I don't wanna grow up ... :)

(Whew... at least the wise one didn't tell me I'd find a good woman in jail) ... :)

8/6/2008 10:09:17 AM ---- Updated 8/6/2008 10:11:00 AM

This thread is entertaining to say the least. You are quite insightful and humorous all rolled into one mysterious package.

LOL... Sam!!!

8/6/2008 11:03:32 AM

I wouldn't say I was troubled but I like the idea of the thread so I will give you my most pressing problem. This is something that has troubled me all my life. Long hair or short hair, blonde or brunette ? Every time I grow my hair I want to cut it and then I'm sorry, should I resist the urge or does it really matter? Also do gentlemen really prefer blondes or does a dark haired beauty give the impression of being smarter than a blonde. Sorry this is a bit shallow but I really have no deeper problems in life, I am very happy and have everything I want or need in life at the moment. Wow that was a great thing say out loud, thank you for making me realise this ND

8/7/2008 9:17:42 AM ---- Updated 8/7/2008 9:18:18 AM

My pleasure, Amanda. I like making women burst out in happiness.

Concerning your hair issue, the answer is coming in clear. Keep your hair long, either brunette or redhead, and buy 2 wigs, one a short one in that same color and one long blonde one. Men like the variety on occasion.

8/7/2008 3:31:19 PM

Tell me Nostra, does God exist ?

8/7/2008 6:38:31 PM

What kind of question is that?

8/7/2008 6:49:49 PM

a g8d one. :-D

8/7/2008 7:04:36 PM ---- Updated 8/7/2008 7:20:15 PM

Raymond,

This is a question you might have some insight on, since you yourself are almost Jesuslike in your ways as a prophet spreading the gospel of indie. :) But I will answer you all the same.

Yes God exists, within the minds of many, sometimes even within their souls.

8/7/2008 8:26:00 PM

Where else can ya get yer picture in da paper,
get yer song on da radio and get yer fortune told
and still have enuff for a White Castle?.... he he he

....oh, yes....my question: is there really a soul and if
soul, where wood it bE?

8/7/2008 8:30:52 PM

Is my wife going to apologize?

Or will I have to be the one who says "I'm Sorry" even though it's totally her damn fault this time!!!
the silent treatment is wearing me out.....

I've dig my heels in deeper than ever before and she's showing no sign of weakening her position....

prognosticate me a way out of this one, Por Favor.

P.

8/7/2008 10:18:36 PM

mmmm------- matrimonial stuff will be tough-----even for Nostra

-------flowers, means you can just keep your mouth shut, and look deep in her eyes--

oops, sorry Nosra ---ewe still my fav ass!!!

Black Sheep

8/7/2008 10:30:16 PM

Larry Johnson,

There is a soul and it is located in Al Green's forehead.

8/7/2008 10:41:12 PM ---- Updated 8/7/2008 10:41:12 PM

neverneverband,

There's only one way to deal with this sort of thing and it's never changed, throughout the ages. Righteous women rarely rarely ever apologize. That is only in the cards if she has a major body chemisty change that strikes you at a lucky time.

Here is what you must do, I regret to say. Apologize, just do it and get it out of the way. She wants to but she just can't. You must put a hole in the dam so the feelings can flow. Then, don't resent her for it, accept your role as the facilitator with stoic grace.

8/7/2008 11:02:11 PM

Ha Ha Ha!...thanks Nostra....that's one less puzzle i have 2 solve....and 2 think....
I alwaze thunk it was in Chaka Chans FanKnee... yuk yuk

8/8/2008 3:02:43 AM ---- Updated 8/8/2008 3:20:56 AM

Okay, you've been quite successful thus far NostraDumbAss so here's an easy one for ya:
Will I ever be makin' enough money to NOT have to work a day job, and have more time for art & MUSIC during my brief stint on this tiny rock, known as Earth? I'm almost afraid to hear the answer, but what the hell give it a go, oh great one....

-phlegm

8/8/2008 6:31:01 AM

Well I've got a two pronged offering. Will I ever be fully satisfied with my songwriting and should I, at my age , consider Metimucil or Citrucel?

8/8/2008 11:29:17 PM

Phlegm,

There is a way for you to get ahead in your finances and have time to work on music but you would find it unpleasant. It involves sales work.

8/8/2008 11:32:37 PM

Larry,

I try to be a benevolent guide but I just don't care about your digestion. Ask somebody else about that one. :)

Will you ever be satisfied with your songwriting? That's a trick question because you are, already, at times. Should you be? No. Will you get significantly better? Only if you triple the amount of effort you put in.

8/8/2008 11:59:59 PM

Thanks Nostra...

I've taken you advice,
it was inevitable,
but it's nice to feel like you made me do it instead of me caving all on my own...

Peace has returned to the Panick Ranch.

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