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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/18/2007 11:15:03 AM
A CRY FOR HELP
" AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!! ME'S GOT ME FOOT STUCK IN A BEAR TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Hugh Hamilton
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12/18/2007 2:50:06 PM
Well unless yer a drummer you'd better chew it off...
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/18/2007 3:02:29 PM
I tried, but it doesn't taste all that good. I tell you what though....I wouldn't mind some dressing..............you know!?.........to go with the salad!!??
Who leaves a bear trap in amongst the carrots and the onions in a vegetable patch anyway!!!??
Everybody knows!!!.......They go by between the cabbages and radishes!!
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO
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12/18/2007 10:32:12 PM
argh Fack,
Can ye kindly, stop yappin' so we folks can get some sleep doon hair--n 'pas thet bottle---'mm radished
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/19/2007 9:55:03 AM
What a mess the two of us are in!!! I've been sitting in this vegetable patch all night long with a stupid trap biting into me ankle, and you've been radished!!!
There's two of us stuck down here now!!! HEEELLLLPPPP!!!???
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO
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12/19/2007 3:03:20 PM
psssst-----I think that be Hugos guitar------ ye have yor foot stuck in the hole!!!!!!
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/19/2007 7:09:11 PM
This contraption on me foot, is NOT a guitar!! It has rusty metal teeth and a jaw of steel....and as of now.......IT HAS COST ME, THREE PINTS OF BLOOD, PROBABLY 60-80 STITCHES, ME NEW SANDALS WHICH ARE NOW SOAKED IN BLOOD, AND MORE THAN LIKELY, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PAY BACK WHAT I OWE FOR THESE VEGETABLES I'VE BEEN EATING TO STAY ALIVE!!!!
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Chris Hance
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12/20/2007 5:24:08 AM
Have flies started laying eggs in the wound yet then Jackie man,?
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/20/2007 9:46:03 AM
What do you think I've been eating!!?? Me's can't just live off these vegetables!!.............the fly larvae is a remarkable source of protein, as well as a provider of vital fluids.........besides, it's damn tasty!!!
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/20/2007 2:55:59 PM
Just a little note to keep you up to date on me progress, as I know you were all very concerned about me predicament!!
Shortly after I last spoke to you, a shaman who was out gathering ingredients for his medicinal remedies happened to come my way." Bless the heavens!!", I cried, " For I am saved!!!"
With that....THWACK!! A blow to the head!! BOSH!! Another blow, but this time a bit lower down. BASH!!BASH!!....He continued to beat me until I slipped into unconsciousness.
When I awoke, I realised that me wallet was missing.........the bastard had mugged me!! But what was this!!?? Me leg was better.......and the trap had gone!!?? The silly bugger must have thought it was some sort of fashion accessory and stolen that along with everything else!!!
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO
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12/20/2007 5:37:15 PM
Maybe a jealous bear?
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THE JACK PADDLE COVER BAND
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12/21/2007 10:48:29 AM
Oh yeah!! I didn't think about that...the thought hadn't even run across me mind wearing a beige velour jogging outfit!!
One thing is certain.......the Shaman did mug me!! Or did he just beat me, and the bear mug me!!? Maybe I was suffering hallucinations brought on by me weakened mental state....confusing the bear for a shaman adorned in fur garments!!?? ....OH, ME'S CONFUSED!!!!????
NOTE: Concussion is a serious injury, left untreated, it may lead to life-threatening complications.
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