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Bob Elliott
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5/23/2008 2:50:40 PM
Crack-a-Jack-Crow Writes Cool Paragraphs for the Songs on the Stations
They're funny, and you're dropped in the middle of a short story.
And I'm a huge fan of short stories. I like the ones one my songs, but I like the ones written on everyone's songs.
Made me look at the meaning of one of my tunes in a whole new way.
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Hugh Hamilton
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5/23/2008 3:06:47 PM
---- Updated 5/23/2008 3:08:51 PM
Hola, Roberto...Don't forget to check out the cracka toonz, as well as Anjuli's prior musical endeavors, The Gaslight District, and the other half of cracka, Brendan O'Sullivan, a.k.a. The Great Indoors...
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO
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5/23/2008 4:21:04 PM
Anjuli gets me---------- in the thinking dept!
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5/23/2008 8:24:46 PM
Wow Bob ...you have done shut me up... I'm typeless ! What a cool thing to do... thanks man. I'll be back with a story full of gratitude just for you Bob ... : )
And Hugh... and Silver... I'm touched and in a good way
I'm getting ferklempt ! Somebody save me from myself I can't handle the power...
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Phlegm
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5/24/2008 12:52:56 AM
Uh... Don't forget little ole me! LOVE almost ALL your witicisms-- on the BLOG or your STATION! Y'all are fuckin' awesome! I say y'all because dumbass here finally figured out there's TWO of you!
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Steve Ison
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5/24/2008 6:35:51 AM
---- Updated 5/24/2008 6:37:48 AM
Anjuli takes creative reviewing to a whole different level imo....Such imaginative,thoughtful,witty stories all linked intimately to the character of each individual song!
Her reviews of my songs have been like receiving wonderful little gifts..and like you said made me look at my songs from completely fresh angles..
crack*a*jack*crows*nest
Sex With Vincent Price Songs
Really generous spirited.....
I can't belive she wasn't even in the nominations for Station Manager Of THe Year-I voted anyway!
Nice one Bob...:)
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5/24/2008 2:40:45 PM
And then one of my songwriting heroes ( yes...you Steve ) chimes in... I'm starting to get paranoid... am I going to...d...d...di...die soon ?! Oh god no! I don't wanna die I don't wanna... the last time I died I barely recovered ! It's horrible... it's like a family reunion you didn't want to go to when you were alive !!!! Nooooooooooooo
Anjuli is gone now, this is Brendan who has no choice but to take over and apologize for anjuli's unfortunate instabilities. Please note that we are most grateful for the thoughtful mention by you Bob and we are fans of your work, well, anjuli was but she is once again gone now... dead...kaput...motionless...blow up doll like...pale and pasty... putting off an odious array....and if she can't revive herself before rigormortis sets in she will probably be gone for good and then the we will just be an I and then you will have one less fan or perhaps one more, depending on how you decide to look at it. Thank you Steve, you have always been most gracious and kind to us, we used to think it was pity, but now we realize, or should I say I, that we hounded you and hounded you until you in fact were stunned into liking us. It was by attrition and an all around desperate need for peace. And you ... yes you... phlegm... with your enormous talentedness and your fusions and your edgy banterisms and your friendly friendliness... you call yourself a loogie... I'll show you a loogie... wai wao[okldfjlkan (hairball) hack hack "The hills are alive with the sound of ... " WHACK !!! : D and how !
Hi this is anjuli again I've just seized the computer back from Brendan which is impressive being that we are currently an ocean apart... but I did it with my little hatchet and I'm not sorry. He's a bitter man and nothing good will come from him speaking on my behalf... that's why I've willed my voice to a deaf mute once I've passed and plan to haunt that poor child till the day he or she dies. Anyway...
I could go on and on and on but that would of course be disgustingly self indulgent so I shall spare you this tirade of syrup and sweetness...
But I must express one thing that is important for me to express because I've never been so touched in my life ( except for when I was a small and very vulnerable child ) but I don't like to talk about that... anyway...
Simply put, Thank You. ( insert smiley faces and slobbery gooey kisses of delight )
Seriously, it's awesome when a surprise so cool and unexpected just pops right out of the ether... alright then... bye for now guys
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SILVERWOODSTUDIO
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5/24/2008 2:57:05 PM
------I rest my case!!!!!
Now is this a hangover---------- or a rush of brain neurons scattering in all directions?
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5/24/2008 4:02:33 PM
Hi this is Anjuli again...not only have i taken over Brendans' computer without him knowing [except of course if he reads this now ...doh !] and have Trojan Horsed him in the most dispicable way...in fact he's such a technophobe he'll probably think of Helen of Troy and that will be it...wont even give it a second thought even though that is quite a considerable and impressive thought and i wish i'd thought of it ...anyway i digress...i only speak on his behalf as he's pretty dumb but not so pretty.........WHOA...wait a minute CLUNK !!!!.....this is Brendan now...i have just bashed Anjuli over the head with my best frying pan...don't worry she aint hurt just sleeping very,very soundly and with just the faintest bit of drool dribbling from her luscious lips {she'll hate that "luscious lip" bit }....i want to take this opportunity to tell you that i am the true genius behind all her work and especially her writing...in fact i recite every last little piece of it to her,including the terrible grammar.....every tune she has ever written or even hummed, i have whistled down the phone to her,i have notated on music manu_script,written the harmonies,voice coached and even....CLUNK...Thwhack...CLUNK...BRendan is dead...this is ANJULI...I hoisted him up on his own petard and lit a fuse under him...boy oh boy !!! did he go up like holy smoke...if you look up in the sky right about now just a little left to the right of the north west and over to the south east...you'll see him burning up like the rocket man he always wanted to be...and good riddance say i...the mans a complete charlatan ......i want the world to know now that he was my unclebrother and he's been doing some bad things and that's all i'm saying...no accusations you understand just mere implications and a lot of unfounded defamation and all the other tions i can muster...OK he's not really dead just taking an incredibly long time coming down of his extremely high horse........Why do horses look so sad ?...cos they always have a long face......i am ill and so is everyone else...it's just that some have access to better pills...that's all i'm saying folks....that's all i'm saying..........
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The Man With No Band
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5/24/2008 4:27:18 PM
Anjuli ...
Darlin' ... yooooouuu oooooo ooooo you make readin' fun ...
Darlin' ... yooooouuu oooooo ooooo you make readin' fun ...
honest you do, honest you do, honest you do ......
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Steve Ison
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5/24/2008 4:43:47 PM
"i am ill and so is everyone else...it's just that some have access to better pills...that's all i'm saying folks....that's all i'm saying.........."
lol Anjuli
Nice one :)
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5/24/2008 5:33:37 PM
I have just read this drivel posted here by Anjuli of the Crackers and want to post my indignation and to also shamelessly get this topic to the top of the blog in the vain attempt at some vicarious attention for THE GREAT INDOORS...also i want to post a complaint and to let you all know that i haven't a clue as to who these renegades are and why they should be defaming me......i am going to get my lawyers to speak to their lawyers in that hope that they will desist in associating myself and THE GREAT INDOORS.....that's THE GREAT INDOORS....just incase you missed it the first time round.....with this Crack*a*jack claptrap....never in my years of pomposity i have i been so violly violated and miserlererly misinterperertrated by people uncorrobororated and consererquentererly inunsubstantiererated....as you can tell i am very very and yes very and did i say very upset...it's not just a question of throwing my toys out of the pram...although i just have and can't reach them anymore...it's just the sheer audacity and cheek and mealy mouthed jowely nature of it all that has nearly made me apoplectic with rage and i haven't been as angry as this as since the time i dropped my heavy metal records which culminated in them falling through the floorboards killing a family of coy carps which set a chain of events in progress that culminated in the election of George W Bush !!!!....i kid you not...this is what happens when people like the Crackers go around creating chaos......THEY JUST DON'T THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES...DO THEY ?.....DO THEY ?....... i hate them or is that too strong a word ?....no...i LOATHE THEM....I LOATHE THEM....and one more time just for a bit more emphasis.....I TRULY LOAF THEM>>>>>>>>
btw : i was really angry last week and stamped on 100 ants who had nothing to do with it...they were just in my way...........
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5/24/2008 7:00:15 PM
You realize this means war, don't you ?
I'm telling Bob ! BoB ... Brendan is saying mean things about me ! Do something it's your blog ! Make him say he's sorry...
Actually, this little nightmare is soon over, as I'm sure this is really killing the bit by now... but sometimes the bit deserves to die.
I cannot take credit for the latter post on behalf of the cracka's, that was Brendan and none other. He is quite ill and is in need of serious attention, and not just for his music, but for his crippled mind. I hope you're happy Brendan you stupid...you poopy pants potty mouth booger !
This is really anjuli saying Thank You all for coming and please come again ... perhaps not to this particular post as I'm sure it's long since worn out it's welcome, but rather, to another post of some sort that I assure you will have nothing to do with the likes of us. I hope you will invite us over again Bob, we don't want no trouble...
Ziiiiiiiiiii*ouchdamnthathurts*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiP
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