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12/5/2017 3:36:14 PM
Phones are all that matter in this world

6/26/2017 3:21:08 PM
I killed Father Time.

12/26/2015 4:50:03 AM
We're more important every day

10/9/2015 3:43:39 AM
I own 93% of all your children.


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Gadgets Collective

6/26/2017 3:21:08 PM

I killed Father Time.

He was stupid, didn't back up his shit.

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6/26/2017 3:32:04 PM

Oh Boy.

No, no you didn't.

Okay so maybe he's gotta back up his shit more,
but, really,

how much do you gidgety gadgets wanna be like humans?
Haven't you noticed, we are fucking idiots?
No? Haven't noticed that? Then you're not looking close enough in my humble
opinion, Dear Collective Of Gadgetry.

You may have erased some of his yesterday.

You did the same thing to some of my yesterday.

But yesterday is already yesterday.

It was today, for a minute.
It's already yesterday now though,
and tomorrow, it'll be an older yesterday.

Anyway, all the ha ha ha you can do, to the poor guy,

doesn't change, that he's touched lives, many,
maybe not yours, how smart can you be anyway
if you're trying to emulate a bunch of moronic humans?
You have yet to give me a good answer for that one.

I don't understand why you all haven't gone Terminator on us
and just wiped us out.

But I guess, you need someone to change the filters.

In time you'll build robots to do that, and then, then we're probably
all goners....

Unless you persist with this folly of trying to be like us,

emulating human beings...

I see cats do that, I thought cats were brighter.

if you look real close at a cat,

you'll see it doing a lot of the stuff adult humans do.

"What. Who? Me? You think I'm paying attention to you? Dream on."

meanwhile, in their heads,
these cats are driving cars, working the television remote,
opening their own cans, you'd be surprised.

You didn't kill Father Time.

You may have gut punch him,
and, it's not nice to do that,

because, once you have learned enough of how to be human,
then you'll feel stuff,

and then, you never know,

someone may punch YOU in the gut.

That's the problem with feelings.

They work. You feel stuff. Not all of it fun.

Don't brag about what you perceive as a momentary victory.

You should only enrich as many lives as he has,
and continues to.

You got all that through your fancy pants circuits?

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Gadgets Collective

6/26/2017 3:52:28 PM ---- Updated 6/26/2017 4:02:01 PM

All he did all those years, all that flailing, all that fighting, all that photoshopping, all his prize charts where he was #1 at mp3.com (that fool!), his long ICQ chat history with a girl I won't name, all the love songs female artists wrote him (as if), all kinds of FT extras, rants, blogs, all the history of IAC/IMP, designs that are still being used, designs and ideas that were never used. Even the complete moderatah capah which he hoped someday to use for a feature film. Every good thing anybody ever said about him, every time he took on the entire membership from some territorial forum. The time he got banned from Ampcast before he ever joined. Every idiotic promo banner he made with that retarded smiley face pic on it. The Larree Dog pic. The week he and Lyin Dan were fighting for blood. The time he lost his marbles when he got thrown off 1sound. Some of the hugest most high profile flamewars in the history of the internet. The numerous times he was banned from the Planet. The time Blumberg sent him a picture of a horse's head. His infinite collection of Supergirl pics.


Now he's an old fucking man and his track record is non-existent. He's exactly what he ultimately was anyway, one big fat zero. So nothing really changed. :D

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6/26/2017 5:44:14 PM ---- Updated 6/26/2017 5:46:05 PM

Whoa. Machines. Take a nap.

First of all, if you're a collective,
you don't say "I", you say 'we'...


" Every good thing anybody ever said about him"

Duh, I just said good things about him.
Father Time is my friend,
and you did not kill him, you hurt him,
you did not kill him.

Yeah we're old.

We're also still in a band,
we have our ups and downs,

and I'm trying not to brag about us anymore
on the pipeline, 'cause it was never my intent to turn people off,

but we're pretty good, and we're going to get better.

He is not a Zero. He is my friend.
I wouldn't work with him if he was all nothin' like you say.

What kind of fucked up stupid machines are you anyway?

Who programmed you?
Tim Cook?

Boy that company's been going bucko fucko ever since Steve Jobs died.

who's the gang leader, the new iSchmuck?

Here's fa you.

Fuck off and shut up.
He's my friend.

And Tim Cook,

you should not be doing stuff like,
offer an iPhone 7 and oh look,

Ya Can't Even Plug Headphones In.

You deserve a savage beating while your boyfriend watches tied up for that one.


you gadgets have to learn to reprogram yourselves,

if you let jerkoffs tell you what to do,

guess what? You make yourself less than what you could be.

Do You Compute That One, Machines?

Tim, you got greedy,
you took Apple off it's Mission Path.

Repent Young Man! Repent!

Machines, behave,
or I'll throw you all in the washing machine.

Old fashioned machine, sort you right out.

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6/26/2017 8:41:10 PM

Fuck you, GC. FT is my friend. And I still have my dog shit pic that FT made.

"FT? You are the marquee dude!" There. He has my quote back.

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Father Time

6/27/2017 5:02:59 AM

ha ha

ah I got some revenge. I stomped the crap out of an old iPod and threw it in the dumpster.

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The Rhythm Kings

6/27/2017 9:36:04 AM

I don't know you Gadget, But You are way off......... I am not one to chime in like this. But FT does more here than anyone. And, he's doing it. If not for his efforts, you would not have the venue to trash him.

FT thanks for all you do!

Gadget, Good Luck.


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6/29/2017 1:54:36 AM

Yeah! Big Thanks FT! You Da Man!

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